Like Season One, only shinier.¹⁾

(Placeholder page. I'm mostly copying this from the “what's new” guide as a reminder to do some actual research later.)

• Todo

• ???: Banter and Character Chat get split in two
• July:
  • Story chat becomes available in eBoy's, Sheila's, and Restaurants
  • Monthly Mementos go on sale for the first time!
  • New minigames: Holes and Crows, Rook Trader
• September: Down Below
• October: Candy!

• HyperRings phased out - now all you need to keep your account active is to donate once.
• Contestant list removed from the login page²⁾

• Smoking cigarettes now gives stamina but is still a terrible idea
• Stones/Mineral Appraisal Hut
• CMJ's a father now!
• Monster Diary
• Double Comma autocorrects to `
• Travle Ajents and Skronky Pot
• Rabbits are unleashed oh no

• Midnight
• HyperTeleporters
• July: Kissing Booth now unisex
• October: Shiny new mod call button

• January: Contestant list removed
• February: Tenth anniversary!
• July: Gender-neutral pronouns
• October: Old distractions will now delete themselves after a year

• Jill and the Jokers, pt. 5 and 6
• Monster Research Lab
• The looming threat of a pandemic we're all trying to ignore