Aren't you lucky? The Wiki of Lies can also see the future, namely the weather forecast for after yesterday.

Telling the weather for today is useless, of course, since you can just stick your head out a window and check.¹⁾

Tomorrow will be a time of reckoning, for Horatio will forsake us and no longer invite us over for having tea. This shall then be followed by light showers of custard.