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Weapon Reference Table

Reference table for Sheila's sharper shinies. 1)2)

For an alternate but incomplete option, here's a current spreadsheet that's post Numbers Biggening and should be updated over time. It has both weapons and armour, enjoy!

Sheila's Sharper Shinies

Name Cost Effects DKs Required
Spork 50 Req Attack +10 0
Butter Knife 200 Req Attack +20 0
Meat Fork 450 Req Attack +30 0
Sock full of Marbles 800 Req Attack +40 0
Screwdriver 1250 Req Attack +50 0
Axe Handle 1800 Req Attack +60 0
Prosthetic Leg 2450 Req Attack +70 0
Kitchen Knife 3200 Req Attack +80 0
Stick with Nail 4050 Req Attack +90 0
Baseball Bat 5000 Req Attack +100 0
Sickle 6050 Req Attack +110 0
Scythe 7200 Req Attack +120 0
Circular Saw 9800 Req Attack +140 0
Chainsaw 11250 Req Attack +150 0
Power Drill 8450 Req Attack +130 1
Pork Sword 645 Req Attack +20
Defense +10
Charm -2
Favour +5 		1
The Da Vinci Code 50 Req Attack +20
Charm -5
Favour -10 		1
Brass Knuckles 1700 Req Attack +40
Charm +5
Favour +10 		1
Cat 5400 Req Attack +70
Defense +10
Charm +5
Favour +10 		1
Heavy Chain 6600 Req Attack +100
Defense +10 		1
Crossbow 11340 Req Attack +140
Charm +2
Favour + 5 		1
Driver 5175 Req Attack +70
Defence +20
Charm +5 		2
Putter 2975 Req Attack +60
Defence +10
Charm +5 		2
Pointy Stick 1500 Req Attack +40
Defence +10 		2
Child's Prosthetic Leg 150 Req Attack +30
Charm -10
Favour -10 		2
Old boots, tied together with their laces 600 Req Attack +20
Defence +10 		2
Cricket Bat 5625 Req Attack +80
Defence +10
Charm +5
Favour +5 		3
Carving Knife 800 Req Attack +60
Defence -20 		3
Sledgehammer 1250 Req Attack +60
Defence -10 		3
Pocket Knife 450 Req Attack +40
Defence -10 		3
Granny's Knitting Needles 600 Req
1 Cig 		Attack +20
Stamina +25,000 		3
Axe 8525 Req Attack +110
Charm +5
Favour +10 		4
Morning Star 10800 Req Attack +110
Defence +10
Charm +10
Favour +10 		4
Mace 5175 Req Attack +90
Charm +5
Favour +5 		4
Severed Zombie Arm 8000 Req Attack +70
Defence +10
Charm -10
Favour -5 		4
French Army Knife 950 Req
1 Cig 		Attack +10
Defence +10
Charm +5
Favour +5 		4
Rusty Chainsaw 17150 Req
2 Cigs 		Attack +140
Charm +5
Favour +5
Enemy Attack -20% 		5
Meat Cleaver 8800 Req
2 Cigs 		Attack +80
Enemy Attack -20% 		5
Bone Saw 7400 Req
2 Cigs 		Attack +60
Enemy Attack -20% 		5
Dentist's Drill 10900 Req
2 Cigs 		Attack +50
Charm -10
Favour -5
Enemy Attack -40% 		5
Evil Ventriloquist's Dummy 10550
2 Cigs 		Attack +30
Defense +20
Stamina +25,000

Evil Dummy
(Until removed)
Max 1 attack per round3)
Max. Dmg. per attack: 100
Enemy Attack -20% 		5
Rock Drill 4200 Req Attack +140
Stamina -50,000 		6
Flail 16550 Req Attack +120
Defence +20
Charm +5
Favour +15
Stamina -25,000

Flail Fail
(Until removed)
Chance to hit yourself. Idiot 		6
Lead Pipe 3850 Req Attack +110
Stamina -25,000 		6
Tazer 2000 Req Attack +100
Charm -20
Favour -10 		6
Ten-Foot Pole 7800 Req Attack +100
Defence +30
Stamina -25,000 		7
Six-Foot Spear 7150 Req Attack +110
Defence +20
Stamina -25,000 		7
Fourteen-Foot Cattle Prod 3850 Req Attack +70
Defence +40
-50,000 		7
Katana 13300 Req Attack +140
Charm +10
Favour +10 		8
Swiss Army Knife 3800 Req
Cigs 2 		Attack +20
Defence +20
Charm +10
Favour +10
Stamina +50,000 		8
Garlic 5 Req Attack +10
Charm -5
Favour -1 		8
Severed Leg 1650 Req
1 Cig 		Attack +60
Charm -5 		9
Fire Extinguisher 2600 Req
1 Cig 		Attack +60

Carbon Dioxide
(For 20 Rounds)
Max 1 Attack per round
Max Dmg. per Attack: 200 		9
Severed Arm 1125 Req
1 Cig 		Attack +50
Charm -5 		9
Riot Hammer 16800 Req
2 Cigs 		Attack +160
Charm +10
Favor +10 		10
Debris Thrower 22100 Req
2 Cigs 		Attack +60
Charm +10
Favor +10
Stamina -25,000

Nuts and Bolts
(100 Rounds)

Max 10 attacks per round
Max Dmg. per Attack: 100 		10
Multitool 3800 Req
2 Cigs 		Attack +20
Defence +20
Charm +10
Favour +10
Stamina 50,000 		10
Devastator 9000 21000 Req
2 Cigs 		Attack +150
Charm +10
Favour +10

Devastator Bullets
(40 Rounds)
Max 5 attacks per round
Max Dmg. per Attack: 100 		11
Penetron 12000 16900 Req
2 Cigs 		Attack +130
Charm +10
Favour +10
Stamina -25,000
Attack +100% (for 100 rounds) 		11
E-Z-Bludgeon 6000 8400 Req
2 Cigs 		Attack +70
Charm +10
Favour +10
Attack +200% (for 20 rounds) 		11
Devastator 11500 21300 Req
3 Cigs 		Attack +140
Charm +10
Favour +10

Lotsa Devastator Bullets
(50 Rounds)
Max 5 attacks per round
Max Dmg. per Attack: 100 		12
Penetron 14850 18850 Req
3 Cigs 		Attack +130
Charm +10
Favour +10
Stamina -25,000
Attack +100% (for 25 rounds) 		12
E-Z-Bludgeon 7500 11800 Req
3 Cigs 		Attack +80
Charm +10
Favour +10
Attack +200% (for 25 rounds) 		12
Buminator 500 - - 13
Buminator 1200 - - 13
Buminator 2000 - - 13
Lightning Gun - - 14
Plasma Gun - - 14
Pistol Sword - - 15
Leatherman - - 15
9mm Pistol - - 16
44 Magnum - - 16
Shotgun - - 17
Double-Barrelled Shotgun - - 17
Soul-Sucker - - 18
9mm Uzi - - 18
Improbable Army Knife - - 19
Sun Gun - - 19
Chainsaw-Chuks - - 20
Cat Launcher - - 20
Double-Barrelled Cat Launcher - - 25
Double-Barrelled, Dual Hopper Cat Launcher - - 25
Budget Horse's Tail - - 30
SpiderKitty Launcher - - 35
SpiderKitty Launcher with Integrated Chainsaw - - 40

Assorted

Name Obtained From Effects
Fists Curl your fingers into a ball Attack +0
Expandable Pole May 2016 Monthly Memento Attack +24)
1)
There's a lot to work through here so I'm breaking it up into chunks. Here's the old spreadsheet, if anyone's mad enough to help out. I recommend duping the spreadsheet so you can order it by DK number on your own end. I don't know if DokuWiki can fit that many columns on the screen at once so I'm cramming everything under “effects” for now - feel free to tinker with the layout!
2)
Most weapons currently don't currently have their extra effects (eg added defence, buffs) listed because I got lazy.
3)
The flavour text suggests the dummy should get a second attack, but the ability says you only get one? Hmm.
4)
Unknown if it got timestenned.
items/weapon.txt · Last modified: 2024/02/26 02:10 by db_skellen