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Weapon Reference Table

Reference table for Sheila's sharper shinies. ¹⁾²⁾

Sheila's Sharper Shinies

Name	Cost	Effects	DKs Required
Spork	50 Req	Attack +10	0
Butter Knife	200 Req	Attack +20	0
Meat Fork	450 Req	Attack +30	0
Sock full of Marbles	800 Req	Attack +40	0
Screwdriver	1250 Req	Attack +50	0
Axe Handle	1800 Req	Attack +60	0
Prosthetic Leg	2450 Req	Attack +70	0
Kitchen Knife	3200 Req	Attack +80	0
Stick with Nail	4050 Req	Attack +90	0
Baseball Bat	5000 Req	Attack +100	0
Sickle	6050 Req	Attack +110	0
Scythe	7200 Req	Attack +120	0
Circular Saw	9800 Req	Attack +140	0
Chainsaw	11250 Req	Attack +150	0
Power Drill	8450 Req	Attack +130	1
Pork Sword	645 Req	Attack +20 Defense +10 Charm -2 Favour +5	1
The Da Vinci Code	50 Req	Attack +20 Charm -5 Favour -10	1
Brass Knuckles	1700 Req	Attack +40 Charm +5 Favour +10	1
Cat	5400 Req	Attack +70 Defense +10 Charm +5 Favour +10	1
Heavy Chain	6600 Req	Attack +100 Defense +10	1
Crossbow	11340 Req	Attack +140 Charm +2 Favour + 5	1
Driver	5175 Req	Attack +70	2
Putter	2975 Req	-	2
Pointy Stick	1500 Req	-	2
Child's Prosthetic Leg	150 Req	-	2
Old boots, tied together with their laces	600 Req	-	2
Cricket Bat	5625 Req	-	3
Carving Knife	800 Req	-	3
Sledgehammer	1250 Req	-	3
Pocket Knife	450 Req	-	3
Granny's Knitting Needles	600 Req 1 Cig	-	3
Axe	8525 Req	Attack +110	4
Morning Star	10800 Req	Attack +110	4
Mace	5175 Req	Attack +90	4
Severed Zombie Arm	8000 Req	Attack +70	4
French Army Knife	950 Req 1 Cig	Attack +10	4
Rusty Chainsaw	17150 Req 2 Cigs	Attack +140	5
Meat Cleaver	8800 Req 2 Cigs	Attack +80	5
Bone Saw	7400 Req 2 Cigs	Attack +60 Enemy Attack -20%	5
Dentist's Drill	10900 Req 2 Cigs	Attack +50	5
Evil Ventriloquist's Dummy	10550 2 Cigs	Attack +30	5
Rock Drill	4200 Req	Attack +140	6
Flail	16550 Req	Attack +120	6
Lead Pipe	3850 Req	Attack +110	6
Tazer	2000 Req	Attack +100	6
Ten-Foot Pole	7800 Req	Attack +100	7
Six-Foot Spear	7150 Req	Attack +110	7
Fourteen-Foot Cattle Prod	3850 Req	Attack +70	7
Katana	13300 Req	Attack +140	8
Swiss Army Knife	3800 Req Cigs 2	Attack +20	8
Garlic	5 Req	Attack +10	8
Severed Leg	1650 Req 1 Cig	Attack +60	9
Fire Extinguisher	2600 Req 1 Cig	Attack +60	9
Severed Arm	1125 Req 1 Cig	Attack +50	9
Riot Hammer	16800 Req 2 Cigs	Attack +160	10
Debris Thrower	22100 Req 2 Cigs	Attack +60	10
Multitool	3800 Req 2 Cigs	Attack +20	10
Devastator 9000	21000 Req 2 Cigs	Attack +150	10
E-Z-Bludgeon 6000	-	-	11
Devastator 11500	-	-	12
Penetron 14850	-	-	12
E-Z-Bludgeon 7500	-	-	12
Buminator 500	-	-	13
Buminator 1200	-	-	13
Buminator 2000	-	-	13
Lightning Gun	-	-	14
Plasma Gun	-	-	14
Pistol Sword	-	-	15
Leatherman	-	-	15
9mm Pistol	-	-	16
44 Magnum	-	-	16
Shotgun	-	-	17
Double-Barrelled Shotgun	-	-	17
Soul-Sucker	-	-	18
9mm Uzi	-	-	18
Improbable Army Knife	-	-	19
Sun Gun	-	-	19
Chainsaw-Chuks	-	-	20
Cat Launcher	-	-	20
Double-Barrelled Cat Launcher	-	-	25
Double-Barrelled, Dual Hopper Cat Launcher	-	-	25
Budget Horse's Tail	-	-	30
SpiderKitty Launcher	-	-	35
SpiderKitty Launcher with Integrated Chainsaw	-	-	40

Assorted

Name	Obtained From	Effects
Expandable Pole	May 2016 Monthly Memento	Attack +2³⁾

¹⁾

There's a lot to work through here so I'm breaking it up into chunks. Here's the old spreadsheet, if anyone's mad enough to help out. I recommend duping the spreadsheet so you can order it by DK number on your own end. I don't know if DokuWiki can fit that many columns on the screen at once so I'm cramming everything under “effects” for now - feel free to tinker with the layout!

²⁾

Most weapons currently don't currently have their extra effects (eg added defence, buffs) listed because I got lazy.

³⁾

Unknown if it got timestenned.