Sheila

Sheila (not to be confused with her sister Sheila, Sheila, Sheila, Sheila, or Sheila) is one of the six arms dealers who have set up shop on Improbable Island. She also claims to be from Australia but I dunno man that doesn't sound like a real place to me.

Set up in Sheila's Shack o' Shiny, Sheila stocks suspiciously sharp shweapons and seriously stylish sweaters all year round. Found yourself punching monsters in the nude? Wander into her shop at any time of the day, slam some req down on the counter, and she'll hook you up with a spork and panties in no time.

Sheila knows the best way to make money is not to question the bizarre fashion tastes of contestants. However, even she has standards. Sheila will refuse to buy your armor if she thinks it's the only thing keeping holding your miserable reputation together. Read up on favor for more info on that.