Effayque

Something that was apparently never actually read by any new player. Ever, which is why it has vanished into the mists of time.1)2)3)4)5)6) Not quite as useful as the Newbie Advisory.

Post questions in Banter, and someone else will either answer them or just ignore them, to be evil.7)8) 9)

1)
It has been read, yes. Once long ago..
2)
Well, except That Annoying Epaphus, but he doesn't count.
3)
We're not sure he can count either.
4)
Or read, come to think of it.
5)
Maybe that's in the Effayque.
6)
Oh, shush, you.
7)
What's so evil about answering questions?
8)
Everything.
9)
Nothing is evil about answering questions, it's where the answers lead you.