On Spoilers

Newbies should read through the entire Advisory before beginning.¹⁾
Newbies should then just jump in with both feet and start playing the game.
Newbies should then come back and re-read the Advisory. It makes a lot more sense the 2nd time around.²⁾³⁾⁴⁾ ⁵⁾⁶⁾
The Butler did it. ⁷⁾⁸⁾
Colonel Mustard, in the library, with the candlestick of death⁹⁾. ¹⁰⁾
When in doubt, Spy-Check.
He was dead the whole time.
“Spy Check!”
The future.¹¹⁾

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Trust us, it'll make WAY more sense if you only read every other character.

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If not, go back to step 2.

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What do I do after I go back to step 2? Do I then go to step 1?

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The full sequence is available at Reverb's for a measly 100 cigarettes. Dont forget: customer satisfaction, or your money back!

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But not the cigarettes.

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Hush!

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Mountjoy swears he was busy plotting the demise of one of our Rookie guests at the time, so, not likely.

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No way! I'm absolutely sure it was the gartener!

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or cake

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Thanks, now you spoiled my whole reason to play Cluedo.

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Unless it is the past already, which would be the case if you were a time traveler.