meta:items:tea [Improbable Island Wiki of Often Not Lies]

Tea

An object available for buying and selling at eBoy's. It is one of the three goods available to sell for cigarettes.¹⁾ If you do not sell tea for a long time, you will have your tea and requisition stolen by Thieving Squat Bastards.²⁾³⁾⁴⁾

Also a vital part of having tea with one of the Island's most well-known hosts. He really likes his tea.

¹⁾

The other 2 are coffee and sugar.

²⁾

create?

³⁾

So sell your tea, or the Squats will come for you!

⁴⁾

Or drink it, that's the other alternative. A nice cup of tea and a sit down, that's what you need…