A Public Health and Safety Warning: The Evil Known as Soap

A highly poisonous substance pushed on the public by The Government and Big Soap corporations. Soap makes tiny cuts in your skin as you use it, and sometimes have incredibly small robots mixed inside to take over your body as you sleep.

You shouldn't be bathing, anyway, it'll short out your implant.

Other than being pure evil, soap is able to be bought and sold at eBoy's branches all around the island.