An evil group that threatens to bring down all good people with their laws and taxes. Luckily, contestants on Improbable Island get a break from these cruel punishments because they are busy trying to kill the Drive.¹⁾²⁾ However, The Government, fearing loss of tax money due to all of those people getting a tax break, has broken its promise to leave contestants out of their evil scheme, and due to improbability, has become a deranged monster bent on collecting taxes from everyone.³⁾⁴⁾