A cult, composed largely of people who eat cheese sandwiches and ignore the basics of personal hygiene. Their current mission is to try to 'understand'¹⁾ the nature of improbability²⁾.

This cult is based in Improbable Central, mostly because none of the other cities or their populations would tolerate them. Contestants are advised to avoid cult members at all costs, but are encouraged to steal their weapons prototypes—which are handy for causing all sorts of chaos.