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Shiny New ____ Calendar
Release Month: January (2015, 2016, 2018, 2019, 2020, 2021, 2022, 2023)1)
Effect: Use once per real-world week for an instant New Day. Effect stacks - each calendar can be used once a week.
Yep. Eight of them. Look, do you know how hard it is to get things done in the days between Boxing Day and New Year's? It's basically purgatory. Give 'em a break.
The Shiny New Year Calendars are, as the name suggests, shiny and new. They'll always be shiny and new, even when they're a decade old, and if you think about it too hard while holding one you'll wind up in a shiny New Day before you know it.
You can't read a shiny new calendar from your matte old bed, so you won't get the shiny new benefits of furniture for using one. Just the regular benefits of eating right and throwing money at the donation box.