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List of Mounts, with Outpost, Cost, and Brief Description

  • Budget Horse (NewHome, for 2 cigarettes)
    • A trusty steed who wants to be your companion.
  • Son of a Budget Horse (NewHome, for 666 cigarettes)1)2)
    • An even trustier steed.
  • Clockwork Stallion (AceHigh, for 144 cigarettes)
    • This steed knows the value of a good meal.
  • Gelding
    • Occasionally needs reassurance that you don't think less of it.
  • Magical Mystery Meat Mount (Pleasantville, for 500 req and 6 cigarettes)
    • This steed seems like it could be a good meal.
  • Bulldozer
    • Plows through your enemies like a ploughshare through sod.
  • 250cc KittyBike (Kittania, for 55 cigarettes)
    • Don't ask questions unless you want more questions.
  • Haiks TR-25 Scrambler (Improbable Central, for 100 cigarettes)
    • For all your traveling needs, except the ones it can't fulfill.
    • Watch out for the legs3).
  • Zombie Donkey (New Pittsburgh, for 15 cigarettes)
    • Harrowing.
  • FECK OFF! (SquatHole, for Free)
    • Unless yer lookin' fer a difrent kind of mount.4)
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Not real
2)
Though not nearly as unreal as Grandchildren of Budget Horse
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items/mount.txt · Last modified: 2024/07/30 18:05 by sugaholic