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Armor Reference Tables
The cost, effects, and unlock requirements all the stuff (or lack thereof) that you put on your body.
Armor
| Name | Cost | Effects | DKs Needed |
|---|---|---|---|
| Frilly Pink Panties | 60 Req | Defence +10 | 0 |
| Cotton Pyjamas | 240 Req | Defence +20 | 0 |
| Hippy Poncho | 540 Req | Defence +30 | 0 |
| Canvas Overalls | 960 Req | Defence +40 | 0 |
| Leather Trenchcoat | 1500 Req | Defence +50 | 0 |
| Leather Racing Suit | 2160 Req | Defence +60 | 0 |
| Kevlar-Armoured Biker Gear | 2940 Req | Defence +70 | 0 |
| Chainmail Vest | 3840 Req | Defence +80 | 0 |
| Re-enactment Steel Armour | 4860 Req | Defence +90 | 0 |
| Bulletproof Vest | 6000 Req | Defence +100 | 0 |
| Armoured Combat Suit | 7260 Req | Defence +110 | 0 |
| Assault Suit | 7260 Req | Defence +110 | 0 |
| Encounter Suit | 8640 Req | Defence +120 | 0 |
| Plastanium Armoured Suit | 10140 Req | Defence +130 | 0 |
| SilkSteel Bodysuit | 11760 Req | Defence +140 | 0 |
| Invisisuit | 13500 Req | Defence +150 | 0 |
| Tuxedo | 915 Req | Defence +30 Charm +5 Favour +5 | 1 |
| Clown Suit | 390 Req | Defence +30 Charm -5 | 1 |
| Bunny Suit | 1290 Req | Defence +30 Charm +10 Favour +10 | ?1) |
| French Maid's Outfit | 540 Req | Defence +20 Charm +10 Favour +5 | ? |
| Nurse's Uniform | 990 Req | Defence +30 Charm +10 Favour +10 | <12 |
| Bunny Suit with SPH | 15 Req | Defence +30 Charm -35 | <12 |
| Barrel | 500 Req | Defence +50 Stamina -25,000 | <12 |
| Metal rubbish bin | 1540 Req | Defence +70 Stamina -25,000 | <12 |
| Non-Newtonian Shock Armour | 13390 Req | Defence +130 Charm +10 Favour +10 | <12 |
| SPS Combat Armour | 9360 Req 1 Cig | Defence +160 Charm +5 Stamina - 50,000 | |
| SA-SPS-1 Combat Armour (Servo Assisted) | 15760 Req 1 Cigs | Defence +160 Charm +5 | <12 |
| SA-SPS-2 Combat Armour (Servo Assisted) | 29250 Req 2 Cigs | Attack +20 Defence +160 Charm +5 Stamina +50,000 | <12 |
| LS-SPS-1 Combat Armour (Life Support) | 49360 Req 1 Cig | Defence +160 Charm +5 Stamina -50,000 HP Regen +50 (for ten rounds) | <12 |
| LS-SPS-2 Combat Armour (Life Support) | 69360 Req 2 Cigs | Defence +160 Charm +5 Stamina -50,000 HP Regen +50 (for 15 rounds) | <12 |
| LS-SPS-3 Combat Armour (Life Support) | 89360 Req 3 Cigs | Defence +160 Charm +5 Stamina -50,000 HP Regen +50 (for 20 rounds) | <12 |
| SA-LS-SPS-1 Combat Armour (Servo-Assisted Life Support) | 62185 Req 2 Cigs | Attack +10 Defence +160 Charm +5 Stamina +25,000 HP Regen +50 (for 10 rounds) | <12 |
| SA-LS-SPS-2 Combat Armour (Servo-Assisted Life Support) | 82185 Req 4 Cigs | Attack +10 Defence +160 Charm +5 Stamina +25,000 HP Regen +50 (for 15 rounds) | <12 |
| SA-LS-SPS-3 Combat Armour (Servo-Assisted Life Support) | 109250 Req 6 Cigs | Attack +20 Defence +160 Charm +5 Stamina +50,000 HP Regen +50 (for 20 rounds) | <12 |
| SA-LS-SPS-4 Combat Armour (Servo-Assisted Life Support) | 189250 Req 8 Cigs | Attack +20 Defence +160 Charm +5 Stamina +50,000 HP Regen +80 (25 Rounds) | <12 |
| SA-LS-SPS-5 Combat Armour (Servo-Assisted Life Support) | 352850 Req 10 Cigs | Attack +20 Defence +160 Charm +5 Stamina +75,000 HP Regen +100 (for 40 rounds) | <12 |
| SA-LS-SPS-5 Combat Armour (in red) (Now we're talking.) | 361400 Req 12 Cigs | Attack +20 Defence +160 Charm +20 Favour +20 Stamina +75,000 HP Regen +100 (for 40 rounds) | <12 |
| Force Generator | 31260 Req 2 Cigs | Defence +10 Defence +1100% (for 200 rounds) | 12 |
| Lightning Suit | 100240 Req 4 Cigs | Defence +20 Damage Shield +100% (for 200 rounds) | 12 |
Helmets
| Name | Cost | Effect | DKs Needed |
|---|---|---|---|
| Tinfoil Hat | 200 Req 5 Cigs | Defence +10 Charm -5 Favour +5 | 0 |
| Sieve with Bungees | 200 Req 5 Cigs | Defence +10 | 0 |
| Goldfish Bowl | 800 Req 5 Cigs | Defence +20 | ? 2) |
| Saucepan & Foam Padding | 1800 Req 5 Cigs | Defence +30 | ? |
| Ski Mask | 1800 Req 5 Cigs | Defence +20 Charm +5 | ? |
| Welding Mask | 700 Req 5 Cigs | Attack -20 Defence +30 Charm +5 | ? |
| Mr NoseyBonk Mask | 2475 Req 5 Cigs | Defence +10 Charm -25 Favour +5 Enemy Attack +10% Enemy Defence -25% | ? |
| Motorcycle Crash Helmet | 5000 Req 5 Cigs | Attack +10 Defence +40 | ? |
Gloves
| Name | Cost | Effect | DKs Needed |
|---|---|---|---|
| Hello Kitty cotton mittens | 1200 Req 5 Cigs | Defence +10 Charm +5 Favour +5 | 0 |
| Gardening Gloves | 800 Req 5 Cigs | Defence +20 | ?3) |
| Welding Gloves | 1800 Req 5 Cigs | Attack +10 Defence +20 | ? |
| Biker Gloves | 7200 Req 5 Cigs | Attack +20 Defence +20 Charm +5 Favour +5 | ? |
| Chainmail Gauntlets | 7200 Req 5 Cigs | Attack +20 Defence +20 Charm +10 | ? |
| Non-Newtonian Shock Gloves | 10000 Req 5 Cigs | Attack +20 Defence +30 Charm +5 Favour +5 | ? |
Boots
Assorted
| Name | Obtained From | Effect |
|---|---|---|
| The Watcher's Swimsuit | July 2017 Monthly Memento | Defence +2 while nude6) |
| Full Frontal Nudity | Take your clothes off as a Kittymorph | Defence +???7)8) |
| Thoroughly Undignified Nudity | Fail to put pants on as a Human | Defence +0 |
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If someone on the old wiki ever made an armor table, I can't find it and don't have the specific numbers from hereon out. My accounts are currently sitting at 0, 1, and 12 DKs so I can't fact check the in-betweens.
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I have no idea how that translates to the modern percentage system.
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It's unclear if this was ever timestenned, as the people who have one presumably don't want The Watcher to murder them for having nicked it.
7)
Is this percentage based or a flat buff?
8)
Ha, “buff”.
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