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Armor Index

General armor page! If needed, individual items can be contained here.

Name	Cost	Effects	DKs Needed
Frilly Pink Panties	60 Req	Defense +10	0
Cotton Pyjamas	240 Req	Defense +20	0
Hippy Poncho	540 Req	Defense +30	0
Canvas Overalls	960 Req	Defense +40	0
Leather Trenchcoat	1500 Req	Defense +50	0
Leather Racing Suit	2160 Req	Defense +60	0
Kevlar-Armoured Biker Gear	2940 Req	Defense +70	0
Chainmail Vest	3840 Req	Defense +80	0
Re-enactment Steel Armour	4860 Req	Defense +90	0
Bulletproof Vest	6000 Req	Defense +100	0
Armoured Combat Suit	7260 Req	Defense +110	0
Assault Suit	7260 Req	Defense +110	0
Encounter Suit	8640 Req	Defense +120	0
Plastanium Armoured Suit	10140 Req	Defense +130	0
SilkSteel Bodysuit	11760 Req	Defense +140	0
Invisisuit	13500 Req	Defense +150	0
Tuxedo	915 Req	Defense +30 Charm +5 Favour +5	1
Clown Suit	390 Req	Defense +30 Charm -5	1

Name	Cost	Effect	DKs Needed
Tinfoil Hat	200 Req 5 Cigs	Defense +10 Charm -5 Favour +5	0
Sieve with Bungees	200 Req 5 Cigs	Defense +10	0

Name	Cost	Effect	DKs Needed
Hello Kitty cotton mittens	1200 Req 5 Cigs	Defense +10 Charm +5 Favour +5	0

Name	Cost	Effect	DKs Needed
Pink Cotton Socks	700 Req 10 Cigs	Defense +10 Stamina +25,000¹⁾	0

Name	Obtained From	Effect
The Watcher's Swimsuit	July 2017 Monthly Memento	Defense +2 while nude²⁾
Full Frontal Nudity	Take your clothes off as a Kittymorph	Defense +???³⁾⁴⁾
Thoroughly Undignified Nudity	Fail to put pants on as a Human	Defense +0

¹⁾

I have no idea how that translates to the modern percentage system.

²⁾

It's unclear if this was ever timestenned, as the people who have one presumably don't want The Watcher to murder them for having nicked it.

³⁾

Is this percentage based or a flat buff?

⁴⁾

Ha, “buff”.