Armor Reference Tables
The cost, effects, and unlock requirements all the stuff (or lack thereof) that you put on your body.1)
For an alternate but incomplete option, here's a spreadsheet that's post Numbers Biggening and should be updated over time. It has both armour and weapons, enjoy!
Armor
| Name | Cost | Effects | DKs Needed |
|---|---|---|---|
| Frilly Pink Panties | 60 Req | Defence +10 | 0 |
| Cotton Pyjamas | 240 Req | Defence +20 | 0 |
| Hippy Poncho | 540 Req | Defence +30 | 0 |
| Canvas Overalls | 960 Req | Defence +40 | 0 |
| Leather Trenchcoat | 1500 Req | Defence +50 | 0 |
| Leather Racing Suit | 2160 Req | Defence +60 | 0 |
| Kevlar-Armoured Biker Gear | 2940 Req | Defence +70 | 0 |
| Chainmail Vest | 3840 Req | Defence +80 | 0 |
| Re-enactment Steel Armour | 4860 Req | Defence +90 | 0 |
| Bulletproof Vest | 6000 Req | Defence +100 | 0 |
| Armoured Combat Suit | 7260 Req | Defence +110 | 0 |
| Assault Suit | 7260 Req | Defence +110 | 0 |
| Encounter Suit | 8640 Req | Defence +120 | 0 |
| Plastanium Armoured Suit | 10140 Req | Defence +130 | 0 |
| SilkSteel Bodysuit | 11760 Req | Defence +140 | 0 |
| Invisisuit | 13500 Req | Defence +150 | 0 |
| Tuxedo | 915 Req | Defence +30 Charm +5 Favour +5 | 1 |
| Clown Suit | 390 Req | Defence +30 Charm -5 | 1 |
| Bunny Suit | 1290 Req | Defence +30 Charm +10 Favour +10 | 2 |
| French Maid's Outfit | 540 Req | Defence +20 Charm +10 Favour +5 | 2 |
| Nurse's Uniform | 990 Req | Defence +30 Charm +10 Favour +10 | 3 |
| Bunny Suit with SPH | 15 Req | Defence +30 Charm -35 | 3 |
| Barrel | 500 Req | Defence +50 Stamina -25,000 | 4 |
| Metal rubbish bin | 1540 Req | Defence +70 Stamina -25,000 | 4 |
| Non-Newtonian Shock Armour | 13390 Req | Defence +130 Charm +10 Favour +10 | 5 |
| SPS Combat Armour | 9360 Req 1 Cig | Defence +160 Charm +5 Stamina - 50,000 | 5 |
| SA-SPS-1 Combat Armour (Servo Assisted) | 15760 Req 1 Cigs | Defence +160 Charm +5 | 6 |
| SA-SPS-2 Combat Armour (Servo Assisted) | 29250 Req 2 Cigs | Attack +20 Defence +160 Charm +5 Stamina +50,000 | 6 |
| LS-SPS-1 Combat Armour (Life Support) | 49360 Req 1 Cig | Defence +160 Charm +5 Stamina -50,000 HP Regen +50 (for ten rounds) | 7 |
| LS-SPS-2 Combat Armour (Life Support) | 69360 Req 2 Cigs | Defence +160 Charm +5 Stamina -50,000 HP Regen +50 (for 15 rounds) | 7 |
| LS-SPS-3 Combat Armour (Life Support) | 89360 Req 3 Cigs | Defence +160 Charm +5 Stamina -50,000 HP Regen +50 (for 20 rounds) | 8 |
| SA-LS-SPS-1 Combat Armour (Servo-Assisted Life Support) | 62185 Req 2 Cigs | Attack +10 Defence +160 Charm +5 Stamina +25,000 HP Regen +50 (for 10 rounds) | 8 |
| SA-LS-SPS-2 Combat Armour (Servo-Assisted Life Support) | 82185 Req 4 Cigs | Attack +10 Defence +160 Charm +5 Stamina +25,000 HP Regen +50 (for 15 rounds) | 9 |
| SA-LS-SPS-3 Combat Armour (Servo-Assisted Life Support) | 109250 Req 6 Cigs | Attack +20 Defence +160 Charm +5 Stamina +50,000 HP Regen +50 (for 20 rounds) | 9 |
| SA-LS-SPS-4 Combat Armour (Servo-Assisted Life Support) | 189250 Req 8 Cigs | Attack +20 Defence +160 Charm +5 Stamina +50,000 HP Regen +80 (25 Rounds) | 10 |
| SA-LS-SPS-5 Combat Armour (Servo-Assisted Life Support) | 352850 Req 10 Cigs | Attack +20 Defence +160 Charm +5 Stamina +75,000 HP Regen +100 (for 40 rounds) | 10 |
| SA-LS-SPS-5 Combat Armour (in red) (Now we're talking.) | 361400 Req 12 Cigs | Attack +20 Defence +160 Charm +20 Favour +20 Stamina +75,000 HP Regen +100 (for 40 rounds) | 10 |
| Force Generator | 31260 Req 2 Cigs | Defence +10 Defence +1100% (for 200 rounds) | 11 |
| Lightning Suit | 100240 Req 4 Cigs | Defence +20 Damage Shield +100% (for 200 rounds) | 12 |
| MK II Force Generator | 153960 Req 4 Cigs | Defence +10 Defence +1700% (for 450 rounds) | 13 |
| Improbable Adaptive Armour | 160060 Req 8 Cigs | Defence +10 Regen HP equal to damage dealt2) | 14 |
| Lacy Lingere | 21660 Req 2 Cigs | Defence +10 Charm-based Enemy Attack debuff | 15 |
| Bacon Suit | 540 Req 2 Cigs | Defence +30 Enemy Attack +20% Enemy Defence -20% | 16 |
| Smoky Bacon Suit | 540 Req 2 Cigs | Defence +30 Enemy Attack +40% Enemy Defence -40% | 17 |
| Yankee Bacon Suit | 540 Req 2 Cigs | Defence +30 Enemy Attack -40% Enemy Defence +40% | 18 |
Helmets
| Name | Cost | Effect | DKs Needed |
|---|---|---|---|
| Tinfoil Hat | 200 Req 5 Cigs | Defence +10 Charm -5 Favour +5 | 0 |
| Sieve with Bungees | 200 Req 5 Cigs | Defence +10 | 0 |
| Goldfish Bowl | 800 Req 5 Cigs | Defence +20 | 2 |
| Saucepan & Foam Padding | 1800 Req 5 Cigs | Defence +30 | 4 |
| Ski Mask | 1800 Req 5 Cigs | Defence +20 Charm +5 | 6 |
| Welding Mask | 700 Req 5 Cigs | Attack -20 Defence +30 Charm +5 | 8 |
| Mr NoseyBonk Mask | 2475 Req 5 Cigs | Defence +10 Charm -25 Favour +5 Enemy Attack +10% Enemy Defence -25% | 10 |
| Motorcycle Crash Helmet | 5000 Req 5 Cigs | Attack +10 Defence +40 | 12 |
| Riot Mask | 1200 Req 5 Cigs | Defence +40 Charm -5 | 14 |
| Military-grade Helmet | 5000 Req 5 Cigs | Defence +50 | 16 |
| Plastanium Helmet | 7200 Req 5 Cigs | Defence +60 | 18 |
| Non-Newtonian Shock Helmet | 9800 Req 5 Cigs | Defence +70 | 20 |
| SPS Combat Helmet | 12800 Req 5 Cigs | Defence +80 | 22 |
| SPS Combat Helmet (in red) (Hell yeah.) | 20800 Req 5 Cigs | Defence +80 Charm +10 | 24 |
| HUD-SPS Combat Helmet | 25200 Req 5 Cigs | Attack +10 Defence +80 Charm +10 | ~273) |
| HUD-AI-SPS Combat Helmet | 30000 5 Cigs | Attack +20 Defence +80 Charm +10 | ~284) |
Gloves
| Name | Cost | Effect | DKs Needed |
|---|---|---|---|
| Hello Kitty cotton mittens | 1200 Req 5 Cigs | Defence +10 Charm +5 Favour +5 | 0 |
| Gardening Gloves | 800 Req 5 Cigs | Defence +20 | 3 |
| Welding Gloves | 1800 Req 5 Cigs | Attack +10 Defence +20 | 5?5) |
| Biker Gloves | 7200 Req 5 Cigs | Attack +20 Defence +20 Charm +5 Favour +5 | 7 |
| Chainmail Gauntlets | 7200 Req 5 Cigs | Attack +20 Defence +20 Charm +10 | 9 |
| Non-Newtonian Shock Gloves | 10000 Req 5 Cigs | Attack +20 Defence +30 Charm +5 Favour +5 | 11 |
| SPS Combat Gauntlets | 13200 Req 5 Cigs | Attack +30 Defence +30 Charm +5 Favor +5 | 13 |
| AMP-SPS Combat Gauntlets | 16800 5 Cigs | Attack +40 Defence +30 Charm +5 Favour +5 | 15 |
Boots
| Name | Cost | Effect | DKs Needed |
|---|---|---|---|
| Pink Cotton Socks | 700 Req 10 Cigs | Defence +10 Stamina +25,0006) | 0 |
| Bunny Slippers | 1200 Req 10 Cigs | Defence +10 Stamina +25,000 Favour +5 | 3 |
| Hi-Tek Trainers | 1200 Req 10 Cigs | Defence +10 Stamina +50,000 | 8 |
| Hiking Boots | 1700 Req 10 Cigs | Hiking Boots +10 Stamina +75,000 | 12 |
| Stiletto Heels | 800 Req 10 Cigs | Attack +10 Defence +10 Charm +5 Stamina -25,000 | 16 |
| Steel-Toe Boots | 4800 Req 10 Cigs | Attack +10 Defence +20 | 20 |
| Football Boots | 300 Req 10 Cigs | Attack +20 Defence -10 Stamina -25,000 | 24 |
| Hippy Sandals | 700 Req 10 Cigs | Defence +10 Stamina +25,000 | ~277) |
| Tesco's Carrier Bags & String | 200 Req 10 Cigs | Defence +10 Charm -5 Stamina +25,000 | 34 |
| SPS Combat Boots | 7800 Req 10 Cigs | Attack +10 Defence +20 Charm +5 Favour +5 Stamina +50,000 | 36 |
| SABS-SPS Combat Boots | 10800 Req 10 Cigs | Attack +20 Defence +20 Charm +5 Favour +10 Stamina +100,000 | 40 |
| SABS-LAC-SPS 'Ripper' Combat Boots | 17200 Req 10 Cigs | Attack +20 Defence +20 Charm +5 Favour +10 Stamina +150,000 | 44 |
| Jump Boots | 4700 Req 10 Cigs | Defence +10 Charm +5 Favour +10 | 45?8) |
Assorted
| Name | Obtained From | Effect |
|---|---|---|
| The Watcher's Swimsuit | July 2017 Monthly Memento | Defence +29) |
| Full Frontal Nudity | Take your clothes off as a Kittymorph | Defence +???10)11) |
| Thoroughly Undignified Nudity | Fail to put pants on as a Human | Defence +0 |
1)
Ported from the old spreadsheet here. I can't find credit for this one - please add it if you know it!
2)
Spreadsheet notes this doesn't work - was it ever fixed?
6)
I have no idea how that translates to the modern percentage system.
9)
It's unclear if this was ever timestenned, as the people who have one presumably don't want The Watcher to murder them for nicking it.
10)
Is this percentage based or a flat buff?
11)
Ha, “buff”.
items/armor.txt · Last modified: 2024/02/26 02:09 by db_skellen