Part of the Newbie Menace. A being who has just been moved to Improbable Island¹⁾. The poor creatures are invariably Human despite their best intentions. Successful ones eventually move on, killing the Improbability Drive and evolving into a higher form²⁾, devolving into a lower form ³⁾, or just something else entirely⁴⁾. Some, for unknown reasons, remain Human. Sometimes these individuals exhibit a natural resistance to improbability, known as mundanity, which could eventually destabilize and destroy the island; they are the true reason that newbies are a menace.