The Randomness, which is read about in unknown venues across the Internet¹⁾.²⁾

Improbable Island is a war against this . . . thing known as improbability. Only a small clan of elitists know of its existence and have made it into a Reality TV game show, to mask its unfriendliness, or the 'strange matter' that it causes. Possible causes include the Large Hadron Collider, Wonderland, and Saint Germain³⁾.

Probably something about Hawtons and the associated devices belongs here now.