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Armor Reference Tables

The cost, effects, and unlock requirements all the stuff (or lack thereof) that you put on your body.

Name	Cost	Effects	DKs Needed
Frilly Pink Panties	60 Req	Defense +10	0
Cotton Pyjamas	240 Req	Defense +20	0
Hippy Poncho	540 Req	Defense +30	0
Canvas Overalls	960 Req	Defense +40	0
Leather Trenchcoat	1500 Req	Defense +50	0
Leather Racing Suit	2160 Req	Defense +60	0
Kevlar-Armoured Biker Gear	2940 Req	Defense +70	0
Chainmail Vest	3840 Req	Defense +80	0
Re-enactment Steel Armour	4860 Req	Defense +90	0
Bulletproof Vest	6000 Req	Defense +100	0
Armoured Combat Suit	7260 Req	Defense +110	0
Assault Suit	7260 Req	Defense +110	0
Encounter Suit	8640 Req	Defense +120	0
Plastanium Armoured Suit	10140 Req	Defense +130	0
SilkSteel Bodysuit	11760 Req	Defense +140	0
Invisisuit	13500 Req	Defense +150	0
Tuxedo	915 Req	Defense +30 Charm +5 Favour +5	1
Clown Suit	390 Req	Defense +30 Charm -5	1

Name	Cost	Effect	DKs Needed
Tinfoil Hat	200 Req 5 Cigs	Defense +10 Charm -5 Favour +5	0
Sieve with Bungees	200 Req 5 Cigs	Defense +10	0

Name	Cost	Effect	DKs Needed
Hello Kitty cotton mittens	1200 Req 5 Cigs	Defense +10 Charm +5 Favour +5	0

Name	Cost	Effect	DKs Needed
Pink Cotton Socks	700 Req 10 Cigs	Defense +10 Stamina +25,000¹⁾	0

Name	Obtained From	Effect
The Watcher's Swimsuit	July 2017 Monthly Memento	Defense +2 while nude²⁾
Full Frontal Nudity	Take your clothes off as a Kittymorph	Defense +???³⁾⁴⁾
Thoroughly Undignified Nudity	Fail to put pants on as a Human	Defense +0

¹⁾

I have no idea how that translates to the modern percentage system.

²⁾

It's unclear if this was ever timestenned, as the people who have one presumably don't want The Watcher to murder them for having nicked it.

³⁾

Is this percentage based or a flat buff?

⁴⁾

Ha, “buff”.