Classes

Improbable Island has many classes of beings, each with its own unique attributes. Below is a list of classes that have been spotted on the Island. Some of these classes are better documented than others, as some are quite rare. Due to rampant Improbability on the Island, several unique creatures exist. Please note that the definition of classes does not include these evolutionary failures, unless there is a sufficiently large enough gene pool to guarantee continued survival of the species.

• Gobots¹⁾
• Sentinels
• Mystics²⁾
• Horrid Gelatinous Blobs³⁾
• FoeBots⁴⁾

• Newbies⁵⁾ Humans

• Zombies
• Kittymorphs

• Squats

• Mutants

• Robots⁶⁾⁷⁾

• Jokers

These contestants have been so infused with Improbability, even their narrators have become infected.

• Useless Pieces of Meat⁸⁾
• Awannabes⁹⁾
• Batman
• Semi-Annual GERM Soapbox Derby^10)11)12)
• Jokermorphs¹³⁾
• Kittenmorph¹⁴⁾
• Cheshires¹⁵⁾
• zolotisty|Z ¹⁶⁾¹⁷⁾

• The Watcher on Strangers|Strangers?¹⁸⁾
• Quite a strange meeting|Strangers!¹⁹⁾
• http://enquirer.improbableisland.com/forum/viewtopic.php?showtopic=21813|Strangers, ²⁰⁾
• http://enquirer.improbableisland.com/article.php?story=20110125073527233|Strangers. ²¹⁾
• Dancers

An approximation to the bonuses and penalties each class has can be found in this link.

Or, as a Rookie helpfully summarised it for all those too lazy to study further : “Zobbies got Om Nom, Mutants have Rawr, Robots have Beep-Boop, Squats have Impotent Rage, Jokers have WTF, Humans have boringness and Kittehs have Floof and Claws.”

• Titan is not a playable class, but is a category of beings on the Island, so is hanging out here awkwardly at the end.