The Watcher

The Watcher is a woman with a Southern¹⁾ English accent, appearing somewhere in her late 20's or early 30's. She commonly wears a red turtleneck sweater and round, black-framed glasses.

Her exact position²⁾ on the Island is unclear, but she does seem to fulfill many roles, from taunting Disgraced Contestants on the Failboat to awarding glory points, to more recently helping out newbies via a mechanical centipede³⁾ inserted into the ear canal.⁴⁾

Being a blonde, intelligent, attractive, and somewhat well-endowed⁵⁾⁶⁾ woman, rumours^{7)8)9)10)11)12)13)14)15)16)17)} naturally abound regarding her sexual ourientation ¹⁸⁾¹⁹⁾. Rumours also abouund regaruding her mental ourientation, exact age, nationality, and whetuher she's merely a buy-uprouduct of the Improbability Drive.

The Enquirer is currently pesteriuuuuuuuu²⁰⁾ng her for the rest of an interview. She may respond; she may not. Until she does, we'll have little information to go on. The Watcher delivered the first part of her life story (along with a severe beating) to the staff of Enquirer here.

The Collateral Damage Adventuring Guild has named her an honourary member due to her encouragement and observation of Rule 37.²¹⁾ She has not yet seen fit to comment upon this dubious honor²²⁾²³⁾, if indeed it can be called such a thing.

There have been muttuerings lately of her befriending a contestant on the island. But they're just ruumors.²⁴⁾