characters:npc:doktorimprobable [Improbable Island Wiki of Often Not Lies]

Doktor Improbable

aka Joseph Hawton

He's the one to ~~blame~~ credit for the Island as it is today. Originally a reputable scientist¹⁾ with a Dice Tower/Science Room located near every Outpost on the Island, the good Doktor was driven to insanity by [REDACTED].²⁾ ³⁾⁴⁾ The experiments also [REDACTED] most of the flora and fauna of the island, turning them into the [REDACTED] found in the Island's many [REDACTED]. Then he [REDACTED] his [REDACTED] on top of Mt. [REDACTED]more, while simultaneously [REDACTED]ing a [REDACTED] with [REDACTED] of ill-repute [REDACTED] set the whole house on fire [REDACTED] cats [REDACTED] Watcher [REDACTED] the [REALLY REDACTED] “Oh my!” [REDACTED] and five pink ping-pong balls!

His labs ⁵⁾ can still be found in the jungles near the Island's cities. Even veteran contestants should approach them with caution⁶⁾.

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create

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The rumor that his lab assistant was infused with excess Improbability and became the Watcher is completely unproven.

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The rumor that he was infused with excess Improbability and became the Watcher is also unproven, but somewhat funnier.

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The mentioning of said rumor to Her is not recommended if you like chewing your food or walking.

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That's his scientific workplaces, not his Labrador Retrievers. As near as we can tell, he's sort of a cat person, anyway.

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They're full of rats.