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List of Mounts, with Outpost, Cost, and Brief Description

Budget Horse (NewHome, for 2 cigarettes)
- A trusty steed who wants to be your companion.
~~Son of a Budget Horse~~ (NewHome, for 666 cigarettes)¹⁾²⁾
- An even trustier steed.
Clockwork Stallion (AceHigh, for 144 cigarettes)
- This steed knows the value of a good meal.
Gelding
- Occasionally needs reassurance that you don't think less of it.
Magical Mystery Meat Mount (Pleasantville, for 500 req and 6 cigarettes)
- This steed seems like it could be a good meal.
Bulldozer
- Plows through your enemies like a ploughshare through sod.
250cc KittyBike (Kittania, for 55 cigarettes)
- Don't ask questions unless you want more questions.
Haiks TR-25 Scrambler (Improbable Central, for 100 cigarettes)
- For all your traveling needs, except the ones it can't fulfill.
Spiderkitty
- Watch out for the legs³⁾.
Zombie Donkey (New Pittsburgh, for 15 cigarettes)
- Harrowing.
FECK OFF! (SquatHole, for Free)
- Unless yer lookin' fer a difrent kind of mount.⁴⁾

¹⁾

Not real

²⁾

Though not nearly as unreal as Grandchildren of Budget Horse

³⁾ , ⁴⁾

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