Candy is a consumable item with many varieties, all of which give some kind of buff when consumed. They can be purchased in the Super Fancy Fun Shop (SFFS) with Supporter Points (SP).
Candy bombs are a unique item which comes in various sizes, also purchasable in the Super Fancy Fun Shop. They can be placed in any outpost and activated to 'explode' some time after, usually a minute or two. When the candy bomb goes off, players in the outpost can see a list of candies on the ground they can pick up.
Players who have never used the Super Fancy Fun Shop or spent any Supporter Points on candies can still get candies, either by picking them up after a candy bomb or as gifts from other players. As of time of writing, candies are one of the few items in-game that are free to send by the Gifting Station.
Below is a non-exhaustive list of candies, with the descriptions they are given in game.
Jimmy Crumbles: A seasonal favorite
Flick: Marketed with the slogan “Go on, have a flick,” Flick bars were only one of the many tragedies inflicted upon the world by sans-serif fonts and poor tracking.
Mister Finger: A beckoning length that can't wait to get inside you.
Bumpy Frank: A nutty delight.
Furtler: Cheekly named after and obscure Victorian sexual practice, the Furtler is what you have when you're desperate for something and all other choices escape you.
Bag of Squirty Giggles: Little oyster-shaped gummy thingies. When you bite down, they spray a bitter and tangy liquid into your mouth.
Balls: You're damn right I got balls, mister, I got fuckin' hundreds of 'em.
Blunge: A chunky, chocolatey treat.
Spanky: A little more exciting than vanilla.
Twungle: An aromatic, vaguely meaty feast.
Dong: A long, satisfying mouthful.
Llama Bar: A musky-smelling, slightly hairy delicacy.
Bag of LIPS: Candy lips, thousands of them, each smaller than an ant's head, meticulously hand-crafted. They get everywhere. Don't breathe them in.
Rumpadoo: The bouncy, biteable bar.
Nutty Log: A log-shaped chocolate bar festooned with crushed nuts. Yummy!
NipNips: An assortment of soft and firm pyramidal chocolate shapes.
Swizzler: A fruity sherbert confection.
Hello.: The Hello. bar is a grey-chocolate masterpiece of contemporary design, sold alongside expensive and starkly functional Swedish furniture. It tastes like fucking misery.
Country Hunny: Countr Hunny was advertised using an alarmingly oversexualized cartoon rabbit mascot that gave rise to a generation of sexual deviants.
Sweet Touch: A sickeningly sweet mess.
ButterBum: A buttery yellow-colored white chocolate bar.
Momf: Some bloody marshmallow nonsense.
Suck: The sweet that needs no explanation.
Flippler: A delicately swirly texture.
Bag of Fish Cubes: Henson's Traditional Fish Cubes survive in the modern world because they are traditional, and are given to crying children by granparents who have fond childhood memories of hating the fucking things.
Snudge: A Snudge bar contains a minty green phlegmy goo.
Chocolate Rings: Sliding your tongue into these things is oddly satisfying.
Bag of Slippery Starfish: The starfish-shaped chocolates in here are slippery because they've been glazed with a semi-edible two-part activated clearcoat.
Mange: A sticky yellowish-brown gunge.
Dave: A simple bar for simple tastes.