That thing that precedes your character name in the chat channels, and that every NPC insists on repeating too for some reason.
You can set your title manually by using a Title Change Document from the Super Fancy Fun Club. Or, if you'd prefer your title to be something worth bragging about, defeat the Improbability Drive a bunch of times. Your rank on the show changes every time you do!1)
Title | DKs Needed |
---|---|
Rookie | 0 |
Contestant | 1 |
Returning Contestant | 2 |
Civilian | 3 |
Contender | 4 |
Citizen | 5 |
Private | 6 |
Lance Corporal | 7 |
Corporal | 8 |
Sergeant | 9 |
Technical Sergeant | 10 |
Master Sergeant | 11 |
First Sergeant | 12 |
Warrant Officer | 13 |
Second Lieutenant | 14 |
Lieutenant | 15 |
Captain | 16 |
Major | 17 |
Lieutenant Colonel | 18 |
Colonel | 19 |
Brigadier | 20 |
Major General | 21 |
Lieutenant General | 22 |
General | 23 |
Improbable General | 24 |
Major Badass | 25 |
Lieutenant Badass | 26 |
Badass | 27 |
Notable Badass | 28 |
Extreme Badass | 29 |
Chancellor Badass | 30 |
Prime Badass | 31 |
King/Queen Badass | 32 |
Emperor/Empress Badass | 33 |
Improbable Badass | 34 |
Royale Badass | 35 |
Royale Badass with Cheese | 36 |
Royale Badass with Special Sauce | 37 |
Lord/Lady High Badass | 38 |
Lord/Lady High Badass Supreme | 39 |
Impressive Lord High Badass Supreme | 40 |
Grand Master/Mistress Badass | 41 |
Grand Master/Mistress Badass of the Number 42 | 42 |
Grand Master/Mistress Badass of Fury | 43 |
Grand Master/Mistress Badass of Rage | 44 |
Grand Master/Mistress Badass of Big Explosions | 45 |
Grand Master/Mistress Badass of Most Awesome Destruction | 46 |
Grand Master/Mistress Badass of Improbability | 47 |
Lord/Lady Elevated Badass of the Gods | 48 |
Grand Lord/Lady Elevated Badass of the Gods | 49 |
Transcendent Grand Lord/Lady Elevated Badass of the Gods | 50 |
Transcendent Almighty Emperor/Empress of Improbability with Holy Cheese and a Side of Badass Fries | 60 |
Bloody Showoff | 70 |
Bloody Ridiculous Showoff | 80 |
Ludicrous Over-Achiever | 90 |
Someone'd better buy a custom title for | 100 |
Below this line, there be lies.2)
Title | “Unlock” ““Method”“ |
---|---|
Master Nomologer | 400 |
The Wizard of Noms | 400 |
The Watcher | 1,000,000 |
Admin | 1,000,0002 |
Mom3) | 1,000,0003 |
Full Metal | 50 Bastards |
Lion | Sneaky Bastards |
Squat | Thieving Bastards |
Derp | The one and only |
SpiderKitty Launcher with Integrated Chainsaw +1SpiderKitty Launcher with Integrated Chainsaw +1SpiderKitty Launcher with Integrated Chainsaw +1SpiderKitty Launcher with Integrated Chainsaw +1SpiderKitty Launcher with Integrated Chainsaw +1SpiderKitty Launcher with Integrated Chainsaw +1SpiderKitty Launcher with Integrated Chainsaw +1SpiderKitty Launcher with Integrated Chainsaw +1! | At 385 characters,4) this was the longest title (im)possible.5) Awarded for breaking the Island in a very specific way after one's 40th DK. This title was only possible to achieve from 2016-06-13 to 2017-07-08,6) and was only held by Full Metal Lion.7)8) |