Improbability

The Randomness, which is read about in unknown venues across the Internet1).2)

Improbable Island is a war against this . . . thing known as improbability. Only a small clan of elitists know of its existence and have made it into a Reality TV game show, to mask its unfriendliness, or the 'strange matter' that it causes. Possible causes include the Large Hadron Collider, Wonderland, and Saint Germain3).

Probably something about Hawtons and the associated devices belongs here now.

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create and link
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Rumor suggests that CNN.com in particular has been thoroughly infused by this unknown force. You are hereby advised to trust no one and nothing. You have been warned.
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create and link CSG page