The Randomness, which is read about in unknown venues across the Internet1).2)
Improbable Island is a war against this . . . thing known as improbability. Only a small clan of elitists know of its existence and have made it into a Reality TV game show, to mask its unfriendliness, or the 'strange matter' that it causes. Possible causes include the Large Hadron Collider, Wonderland, and Saint Germain3).
Probably something about Hawtons and the associated devices belongs here now.