Doktor Improbable

aka Joseph Hawton

He's the one to blame credit for the Island as it is today. Originally a reputable scientist1) with a Dice Tower/Science Room located near every Outpost on the Island, the good Doktor was driven to insanity by [REDACTED].2) 3)4) The experiments also [REDACTED] most of the flora and fauna of the island, turning them into the [REDACTED] found in the Island's many [REDACTED]. Then he [REDACTED] his [REDACTED] on top of Mt. [REDACTED]more, while simultaneously [REDACTED]ing a [REDACTED] with [REDACTED] of ill-repute [REDACTED] set the whole house on fire [REDACTED] cats [REDACTED] Watcher [REDACTED] the [REALLY REDACTED] “Oh my!” [REDACTED] and five pink ping-pong balls!

His labs 5) can still be found in the jungles near the Island's cities. Even veteran contestants should approach them with caution6).

1)
create
2)
The rumor that his lab assistant was infused with excess Improbability and became the Watcher is completely unproven.
3)
The rumor that he was infused with excess Improbability and became the Watcher is also unproven, but somewhat funnier.
4)
The mentioning of said rumor to Her is not recommended if you like chewing your food or walking.
5)
That's his scientific workplaces, not his Labrador Retrievers. As near as we can tell, he's sort of a cat person, anyway.
6)
They're full of rats.