====== The Prancing SpiderKitty ======

Part inn and part tavern, this pub is one of the crown jewels of [[places:outpost:ImprobableCentral|Improbable Central]]'s social life.  Here [[lordbuckethead:you|you]]'ll find a veritable Who's Who of the city's nightlife:  [[characters:npc:fickle_wench|Emily]] the Serving Wench, [[characters:npc:that_spoony_bard|Seth]] the Bard, [[characters:npc:Dan|Dan]]((DAMN YOU)) the Bartender, [[meta:concepts:lie|Dag]] the Bounty Hunter.

Looking for a quiet, safe place to spend the night?  Ask for a room.  Looking to get married without the nuisance of finding another [[gameplay:concepts:contestant|contestant]] who will agree, much less the cost of making the trip to [[places:outpost:Kittania|Kittania]] and buying a ring?  Ask [[characters:npc:fickle_wench|Emily]] or [[characters:npc:that_spoony_bard|Seth]].((They're desperate to please. ;-) ))  Looking for a refreshing pitcher of ale, or the latest [[meta:concepts:rumor|rumors]], or are you interested in winning the lottery?  Talk to [[characters:npc:Dan|Dan]].((Word is, Dan can also be bribed, but we are too polite to ask about such things for this guide.  Taking bribes is wrong.))  [[lordbuckethead:you|You]] can also talk to [[meta:concepts:lie|Dag]] about the latest bounty list or place a bounty on someone [[lordbuckethead:you|you]] want to see roughed up but are too chicken to do yourself((Like that ex of yours.)).  Feeling [[gameplay:lore:luck|lucky]]?  Try [[lordbuckethead:you|your]] luck at the [[gameplay:pubgames:bandit|Baccy Bandit]].  There's lots to see and do at the Prancing SpiderKitty, so be sure to spend some time looking around and come back often.((and get drunk. Very drunk.))

Dan serves a variety of drinks, but by far the best one is the [[items:drink:Gargleblaster|Gargleblaster]].