====== A Public Health and Safety Warning: The Evil Known as Soap ======

A highly poisonous substance pushed on the public by [[meta:concepts:government|The Government]] and [[meta:concepts:bigsoap|Big Soap]] corporations. Soap makes tiny cuts in your skin as you use it, and sometimes have incredibly small [[gameplay:classes:robots|robots]] mixed inside to take over your body as you sleep.

You shouldn't be bathing, anyway, it'll short out your [[gameplay:concepts:implant|implant]].

Other than being pure [[meta:concepts:evil|evil]], soap is able to be bought and sold at [[places:outpost:building:eboys|eBoy's]] branches all around [[places:ImprobableIsland|the island]].