===== The Government ===== An [[meta:concepts:evil|evil]] group that threatens to bring down all [[meta:concepts:good|good]] [[gameplay:classes:humans|people]] with their [[meta:concepts:laws|laws]] and [[meta:concepts:taxes|taxes]]. [[gameplay:lore:luck|Luckily]], [[gameplay:concepts:contestant|contestants]] on [[places:improbableisland|Improbable Island]] get a break from these [[meta:concepts:taxes|cruel punishments]] because they are busy trying to kill the [[gameplay:lore:idrive|Drive]].((For this reason, many [[gameplay:classes:newbies|newbies]] came to the island after the [[meta:history:pilot|pilot]]))((Because, which is better? Getting killed by [[gameplay:lore:idrive|a crazy, titanium-encased machine]], or getting your ass taxed off by the government?)) However, The Government, fearing loss of tax money due to all of those [[gameplay:classes:humans|people]] getting a tax break, has broken its promise to leave [[gameplay:concepts:contestant|contestants]] out of their [[meta:concepts:evil|evil]] scheme, and due to [[gameplay:concepts:improbability|improbability]], has become a deranged [[gameplay:concepts:monster|monster]] bent on collecting taxes from everyone.((Even more than they already were))((This also includes several new [[meta:concepts:taxes|taxes]] that come into effect AFTER your death.))