==== The Future. ====

Aren't you lucky? The Wiki of Lies can also see the future, namely the weather forecast for after [[meta:history:seasoni|yesterday]]. 

Telling the weather for [[meta:history:seasonii|today]] is useless, of course, since you can just stick your head out a window and check.((So get off of your lazy arse and stop bugging us about it!))

[[meta:history:seasoniii|Tomorrow]] will be a time of reckoning, for [[gameplay:lore:idrive|Horatio]] will forsake us and no longer invite us over for [[gameplay:lore:tea|having tea]]. This shall then be followed by light showers of custard.