====== Armor Reference Tables ======

The cost, effects, and unlock requirements all the stuff (or lack thereof) that you put on your body.((Ported from the old spreadsheet [[https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1F8oxOUDlTgNacccgemZbkObi5PvrOKDWgZEQLYNjfbI/edit?usp=sharing|here]]. I can't find credit for this one - please add it if you know it!))

For an alternate but incomplete option, [[https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1GnlYjepaTBPzhdTRF1odJL76fPqqmDUjCNV77fmu71A/edit?usp=sharing|here's]] a spreadsheet that's post Numbers Biggening and should be updated over time. It has both armour and weapons, enjoy!

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===== Armor =====

^ Name      ^ Cost ^ Effects          ^ [[gameplay:concepts:dk|DKs]] Needed ^
| Frilly Pink Panties    | 60 [[items:req|Req]] | Defence +10 | 0 |
| Cotton Pyjamas    | 240 Req | Defence +20 | 0 |
| Hippy Poncho    | 540 Req     | Defence +30 | 0 |
| Canvas Overalls | 960 Req | Defence +40 | 0 |
| Leather Trenchcoat | 1500 Req | Defence +50 | 0 |
| Leather Racing Suit | 2160 Req | Defence +60 | 0 |
| Kevlar-Armoured Biker Gear | 2940 Req | Defence +70 | 0 |
| Chainmail Vest | 3840 Req | Defence +80 | 0 |
| Re-enactment Steel Armour | 4860 Req | Defence +90 | 0 |
| Bulletproof Vest | 6000 Req | Defence +100 | 0 |
| Armoured Combat Suit | 7260 Req | Defence +110 | 0 |
| Assault Suit | 7260 Req | Defence +110 | 0 |
| Encounter Suit | 8640 Req | Defence +120 | 0 |
| Plastanium Armoured Suit | 10140 Req | Defence +130 | 0 |
| SilkSteel Bodysuit | 11760 Req | Defence +140 | 0 |
| Invisisuit | 13500 Req | Defence +150 | 0 |
| Tuxedo | 915 Req | Defence +30\\ [[gameplay:concepts:Charm]] +5\\ [[characters:npc:watcher|Favour]] +5 | 1|
| Clown Suit | 390 Req | Defence +30\\ Charm -5 | 1 |
| Bunny Suit | 1290 Req | Defence +30\\ Charm +10\\ Favour +10 | 2 |
| French Maid's Outfit | 540 Req | Defence +20\\ Charm +10\\ Favour +5 | 2 |
| Nurse's Uniform | 990 Req | Defence +30\\ Charm +10\\ Favour +10 | 3 |
| Bunny Suit with SPH | 15 Req | Defence +30\\ Charm -35 | 3 |
| Barrel | 500 Req | Defence +50\\ [[gameplay:concepts:Stamina]] -25,000 | 4 |
| Metal rubbish bin | 1540 Req | Defence +70\\ Stamina -25,000 | 4 |
| Non-Newtonian Shock Armour | 13390 Req | Defence +130\\ Charm +10\\ Favour  +10 | 5 |
| SPS Combat Armour | 9360 Req\\ 1 Cig | Defence +160\\ Charm +5\\ Stamina - 50,000 | 5 |
| SA-SPS-1 Combat Armour\\ //(Servo Assisted)// | 15760 Req\\ 1 [[items:cig|Cigs]] | Defence +160\\ Charm +5 | 6 |
| SA-SPS-2 Combat Armour\\ //(Servo Assisted)// | 29250 Req\\ 2 Cigs | Attack +20\\ Defence +160\\ Charm +5\\ Stamina +50,000 | 6 |
| LS-SPS-1 Combat Armour\\ //(Life Support)// | 49360 Req\\ 1 Cig | Defence +160\\ Charm +5\\ Stamina -50,000\\ HP Regen +50 (for ten rounds) | 7 |
| LS-SPS-2 Combat Armour\\ //(Life Support)// | 69360 Req\\ 2 Cigs | Defence +160\\ Charm +5\\ Stamina -50,000\\ HP Regen +50 (for 15 rounds) | 7 |
| LS-SPS-3 Combat Armour\\ //(Life Support)// | 89360 Req\\ 3 Cigs | Defence +160\\ Charm +5\\ Stamina -50,000\\ HP Regen +50 (for 20 rounds) | 8 |
| SA-LS-SPS-1 Combat Armour\\ //(Servo-Assisted Life Support)// | 62185 Req\\ 2 Cigs | Attack +10\\ Defence +160\\ Charm +5\\ Stamina +25,000\\ HP Regen +50 (for 10 rounds) | 8 |
| SA-LS-SPS-2 Combat Armour\\ //(Servo-Assisted Life Support)// | 82185 Req\\ 4 Cigs | Attack +10\\ Defence +160\\ Charm +5\\ Stamina +25,000\\ HP Regen +50 (for 15 rounds) | 9 |
| SA-LS-SPS-3 Combat Armour\\ //(Servo-Assisted Life Support)// | 109250 Req\\ 6 Cigs | Attack +20\\ Defence +160\\ Charm +5\\ Stamina +50,000\\ HP Regen +50 (for 20 rounds) | 9 |
| SA-LS-SPS-4 Combat Armour\\ //(Servo-Assisted Life Support)// | 189250 Req\\ 8 Cigs | Attack +20\\ Defence +160\\ Charm +5\\ Stamina +50,000\\ HP Regen +80 (25 Rounds) | 10 |
| SA-LS-SPS-5 Combat Armour\\ //(Servo-Assisted Life Support)// | 352850 Req\\ 10 Cigs | Attack +20\\ Defence +160\\ Charm +5\\ Stamina +75,000\\ HP Regen +100 (for 40 rounds) | 10 |
| SA-LS-SPS-5 Combat Armour (in red)\\ //(Now we're talking.)// | 361400 Req\\ 12 Cigs | Attack +20\\ Defence +160\\ Charm +20\\ Favour +20\\ Stamina +75,000\\ HP Regen +100 (for 40 rounds) | 10 |
| Force Generator | 31260 Req\\ 2 Cigs | Defence +10\\ Defence +1100% (for 200 rounds) | 11 |
| Lightning Suit | 100240 Req\\ 4 Cigs | Defence +20\\ Damage Shield +100% (for 200 rounds) | 12 |
| MK II Force Generator | 153960 Req\\ 4 Cigs | Defence +10\\ Defence +1700% (for 450 rounds) | 13 |
| Improbable Adaptive Armour | 160060 Req\\ 8 Cigs | Defence +10\\ Regen HP equal to damage dealt((Spreadsheet notes this doesn't work - was it ever fixed?)) | 14 |
| Lacy Lingere | 21660 Req\\ 2 Cigs | Defence +10\\ [[gameplay:concepts:Charm]]-based Enemy Attack debuff | 15 |
| Bacon Suit | 540 Req\\ 2 Cigs | Defence +30\\ Enemy Attack +20%\\ Enemy Defence -20% | 16 |
| Smoky Bacon Suit | 540 Req\\ 2 Cigs | Defence +30\\ Enemy Attack +40%\\ Enemy Defence -40% | 17 |
| Yankee Bacon Suit | 540 Req\\ 2 Cigs | Defence +30\\ Enemy Attack -40%\\ Enemy Defence +40% | 18 |


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===== Helmets =====

^Name ^ Cost ^ Effect ^ [[gameplay:concepts:dk|DKs]] Needed ^
| Tinfoil Hat | 200 [[items:req|Req]]\\ 5 [[items:cig|Cigs]] | Defence +10\\ Charm -5\\ [[characters:npc:watcher|Favour]] +5 | 0 |
| Sieve with Bungees | 200 Req\\ 5 Cigs | Defence +10 | 0 |
| Goldfish Bowl | 800 Req \\ 5 Cigs | Defence +20 | 2 |
| Saucepan & Foam Padding | 1800 Req\\ 5 Cigs | Defence +30 | 4 |
| Ski Mask | 1800 Req\\ 5 Cigs | Defence +20\\ [[gameplay:concepts:Charm]] +5 | 6 |
| Welding Mask | 700 Req\\ 5 Cigs | Attack -20\\ Defence +30\\ Charm +5 | 8 |
| Mr NoseyBonk Mask | 2475 Req\\ 5 Cigs | Defence +10\\ Charm -25\\ Favour +5\\ Enemy Attack +10%\\ Enemy Defence -25% | 10 |
| Motorcycle Crash Helmet | 5000 Req\\ 5 Cigs | Attack +10\\ Defence +40 | 12 |
| Riot Mask | 1200 Req\\ 5 Cigs | Defence +40\\ Charm -5 | 14 |
| Military-grade Helmet | 5000 Req\\ 5 Cigs | Defence +50 | 16 |
| Plastanium Helmet | 7200 Req\\ 5 Cigs | Defence +60 | 18 |
| Non-Newtonian Shock Helmet | 9800 Req\\ 5 Cigs | Defence +70 | 20 |
| SPS Combat Helmet | 12800 Req\\ 5 Cigs | Defence +80 | 22 |
| SPS Combat Helmet (in red)\\ //(Hell yeah.)// | 20800 Req\\ 5 Cigs | Defence +80\\ Charm +10 | 24 |
| HUD-SPS Combat Helmet | 25200 Req\\ 5 Cigs | Attack +10\\ Defence +80\\ Charm +10 | ~27((Exact value unknown.)) |
| HUD-AI-SPS Combat Helmet | 30000\\ 5 Cigs | Attack +20\\ Defence +80\\ Charm +10 | ~28((Exact value unknown.)) |


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===== Gloves =====
^ Name ^ Cost ^ Effect ^ [[gameplay:concepts:dk|DKs]] Needed ^
| Hello Kitty cotton mittens | 1200 [[items:req|Req]]\\ 5 [[items:cig|Cigs]] | Defence +10\\ [[gameplay:concepts:Charm]] +5\\ [[characters:npc:watcher|Favour]] +5 | 0 |
| Gardening Gloves | 800 Req\\ 5 Cigs | Defence +20 | 3 |
| Welding Gloves | 1800 Req\\ 5 Cigs | Attack +10\\ Defence +20 | 5?((Exact value unknown.)) |
| Biker Gloves | 7200 Req\\ 5 Cigs | Attack +20\\ Defence +20\\ Charm +5\\ Favour +5 | 7 |
| Chainmail Gauntlets | 7200 Req \\ 5 Cigs | Attack +20\\ Defence +20\\ Charm +10 | 9 |
| Non-Newtonian Shock Gloves | 10000 Req\\ 5 Cigs | Attack +20\\ Defence +30\\ Charm +5\\ Favour +5 | 11 |
| SPS Combat Gauntlets | 13200 Req\\ 5 Cigs | Attack +30\\ Defence +30\\ Charm +5\\ Favor +5 | 13 |
| AMP-SPS Combat Gauntlets | 16800\\ 5 Cigs | Attack +40\\ Defence +30\\ Charm +5\\ Favour +5 | 15 |

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===== Boots =====
^ Name ^ Cost ^ Effect ^ [[gameplay:concepts:dk|DKs]] Needed ^
| Pink Cotton Socks | 700 [[items:req|Req]]\\ 10 [[items:cig|Cigs]] | Defence +10\\ [[gameplay:concepts:Stamina]] +25,000((I have no idea how that translates to the modern percentage system.)) | 0 |
| Bunny Slippers | 1200 Req\\ 10 Cigs | Defence +10\\ Stamina +25,000\\ Favour +5 | 3 |
| Hi-Tek Trainers | 1200 Req\\ 10 Cigs | Defence +10\\ Stamina +50,000 | 8 |
| Hiking Boots | 1700 Req\\ 10 Cigs | Hiking Boots +10\\ Stamina +75,000 | 12 |
| Stiletto Heels | 800 Req\\ 10 Cigs | Attack +10\\ Defence +10\\ Charm +5\\ Stamina -25,000 | 16 |
| Steel-Toe Boots | 4800 Req\\ 10 Cigs | Attack +10\\ Defence +20 | 20 |
| Football Boots | 300 Req\\ 10 Cigs | Attack +20\\ Defence -10\\ Stamina -25,000 | 24 |
| Hippy Sandals | 700 Req\\ 10 Cigs | Defence +10\\ Stamina +25,000 | ~27((Exact value unknown.)) |
| Tesco's Carrier Bags & String | 200 Req \\ 10 Cigs | Defence +10\\ Charm -5\\ Stamina +25,000 | 34 |
| SPS Combat Boots | 7800 Req\\ 10 Cigs | Attack +10\\ Defence +20\\ Charm +5\\ Favour +5\\ Stamina +50,000 | 36 |
| SABS-SPS Combat Boots | 10800 Req\\ 10 Cigs | Attack +20\\ Defence +20\\ Charm +5\\ Favour +10\\ Stamina +100,000 | 40 |
| SABS-LAC-SPS 'Ripper' Combat Boots | 17200 Req\\ 10 Cigs | Attack +20\\ Defence +20\\ Charm +5\\ Favour +10\\ Stamina +150,000 | 44 |
| Jump Boots | 4700 Req\\ 10 Cigs | Defence +10\\ Charm +5\\ Favour +10 | 45?((Exact value unknown.)) |

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===== Assorted =====
^ Name ^ Obtained From ^ Effect ^
| [[characters:npc:watcher|The Watcher's]] Swimsuit | July 2017 [[items:spitems:monthlymemento|Monthly Memento]] | Defence +2((It's unclear if this was ever timestenned, as the people who have one presumably don't want The Watcher to murder them for nicking it.)) |
| Full Frontal Nudity | Take your clothes off as a [[gameplay:classes:Kittymorphs|Kittymorph]] | Defence +???((Is this percentage based or a flat buff?))((Ha, "buff".)) |
| Thoroughly Undignified Nudity | Fail to put pants on as a [[gameplay:classes:Humans|Human]] | Defence +0 |