This may or may not be an improbably complete list of the standard Improbable Island inhabitant's titles, with the number of Drive Kills needed to **//__earn__//** that title.((Your mileage may differ))

^Title^DK's^
|Rookie|0|
|Contestant|1|
|Returning Contestant|2|
|Civilian|3|
|Contender|4|
|Citizen|5|
|Private|6|
|Lance Corporal|7|
|Corporal|8|
|Sergeant|9|
|Technical Sergeant|10|
|Master Sergeant|11|
|First Sergeant|12|
|Warrant Officer|13|
|Second Lieutenant|14|
|Lieutenant|15|
|Captain|16|
|Major|17|
|Lieutenant Colonel|18|
|Colonel|19|
|Brigadier|20|
|Major General|21|
|Lieutenant General|22|
|General|23|
|Improbable General|24|
|Major Badass|25|
|Lieutenant Badass|26|
|Badass|27|
|Notable Badass|28|
|Extreme Badass|29|
|Chancellor Badass|30|
|Prime Badass|31|
|King/Queen Badass|32|
|Emperor/Empress Badass|33|
|Improbable Badass|34|
|Royale Badass|35|
|Royale Badass with Cheese|36|
|Royale Badass with Special Sauce|37|
|Lord/Lady High Badass|38|
|Lord/Lady High Badass Supreme|39|
|Impressive Lord High Badass Supreme|40|
|Grand Master/Mistress Badass|41|
|Grand Master/Mistress Badass of the Number 42|42|
|Grand Master/Mistress Badass of Fury|43|
|Grand Master/Mistress Badass of Rage|44|
|Grand Master/Mistress Badass of Big Explosions|45|
|Grand Master/Mistress Badass of Most Awesome Destruction|46|
|Grand Master/Mistress Badass of Improbability|47|
|Lord/Lady Elevated Badass of the Gods|48|
|Grand Lord/Lady Elevated Badass of the Gods|49|
|Transcendent Grand Lord/Lady Elevated Badass of the Gods|50|
|Transcendent Almighty Emperor/Empress of Improbability with Holy Cheese and a Side of Badass Fries|60|
|Bloody Showoff|70|
|Bloody Ridiculous Showoff|80|
|Ludicrous Over-Achiever|90|
|Someone'd better buy a custom title for|100|

Below this line, there be lies.(( Or are they truths? :O ))
|Master Nomologer|400|
|The Wizard of Noms|400|
|The Watcher|1,000,000|
|Admin|1,000,000<sup>2</sup>|
|Mom((Hi, Mom!))|1,000,000<sup>3</sup>|
|Full Metal|50 Bastards|
|Lion|Sneaky Bastards|
|Squat|Thieving Bastards|
|Derp|The one and only|
|SpiderKitty Launcher with Integrated Chainsaw +1SpiderKitty Launcher with Integrated Chainsaw +1SpiderKitty Launcher with Integrated Chainsaw +1SpiderKitty Launcher with Integrated Chainsaw +1SpiderKitty Launcher with Integrated Chainsaw +1SpiderKitty Launcher with Integrated Chainsaw +1SpiderKitty Launcher with Integrated Chainsaw +1SpiderKitty Launcher with Integrated Chainsaw +1!|At 385 characters,((longer than the chat character limit!)) this was the longest title (im)possible.((Its evil twin, "SpiderKitty Launcher with Integrated Chainsaw -1SpiderKitty Launcher with Integrated Chainsaw -1SpiderKitty Launcher with Integrated Chainsaw -1SpiderKitty Launcher with Integrated Chainsaw -1SpiderKitty Launcher with Integrated Chainsaw -1SpiderKitty Launcher with Integrated Chainsaw -1SpiderKitty Launcher with Integrated Chainsaw -1SpiderKitty Launcher with Integrated Chainsaw -1!", is just as long)) Awarded for breaking the Island in a very specific way after one's 40th DK. This title was only possible to achieve from [[https://www.improbableisland.com/motd.php?month=2016-06|2016-06-13]] to 2017-07-08,((though if the title was achieved in that window, it could technically be held indefinitely, as long as one avoided changing one's title)) and was only held by Full Metal Lion.((Though most of the time he went by 'Like a hundred "SpiderKitty Launcher with Integrated Chainsaw +1"s! Full Metal Lion' in order to avoid the wrath of the other denizens of Banter))((Quote from CavemanJoe //create// upon seeing Full Metal Lion don this title: "How the fuck did you do that."))|