======Tales From The Hole======


Squat Hole is a very active community and there is often something interesting happening. Sometimes these events get recorded. Here we have an index of some of them.

This page is part of [[gameplay:lore:projectsquat:squatholeproject|The Squat Hole Project]].

For a general list of all scenes recorded on the Island see here.
Index

[[gameplay:lore:projectsquat:tales_from_the_hole:urban_planning|Urban Planning In Squat Hole]] - In which a new one way system is implemented in Squat Hole.

[[gameplay:lore:projectsquat:tales_from_the_hole:restaurant|Skronky Towers: Squat Hole's Revolving Restaurant]] - In which an ill-considered attempt to enhance Squat Hole prestige and reputation is undertaken, with unfortunate results.

[[gameplay:lore:projectsquat:tales_from_the_hole:bank_seige|The Siege of The Squat Hole Branch of the Improbable Bank]] - In which an ultimately unsuccessful attempt is made to redistribute the banks wealth.

[[gameplay:lore:projectsquat:tales_from_the_hole:record_breakers|Squat Hole Record Breakers]] - In which is recorded an attempt to break the world record for Most Squats in a High Quality Restaurant. Although the attempt is unsuccessful, several other records are broken, and more revealed.

[[gameplay:lore:projectsquat:tales_from_the_hole:moonshot|Squat Hole Moonshot]] - In which an attempt is made to send Cantankerous Biggs in the footsteps of Neil Armstrong.

[[gameplay:lore:projectsquat:tales_from_the_hole:new_sport|A New Sport is Invented.]] - In which the Squat's playful and inventive nature is revealed by the introduction of a new sport.

[[gameplay:lore:projectsquat:tales_from_the_hole:skronky_prizes|The Skronky Prizes]] - In which we see the awarding of the very first prestigious Skronky Prizes for Chemistry, Medicine, Literature, and Peace.

[[gameplay:lore:projectsquat:tales_from_the_hole:bus_service|The Provision of Civic Ammenities.]] - In which the basic infrastructure of Squat Hole is enriched by the provision of a bus service. Other useful services are inadvertently also provided.

[[gameplay:lore:projectsquat:tales_from_the_hole:telephone|The Squat Hole Telephone Service.]] - In which Squat Hole is provided with a telephone service. The squats believe this to be “groundbreaking” and “leading the way forward” despite the fact that they've been trying unsuccessfully to mug contestants for their phones for years.

[[gameplay:lore:projectsquat:tales_from_the_hole:insult_lessons|Coarse Insult lessons.]] - In which the squats' entrepreneurial spirit is demonstrated by Cantankerous Biggs setting up a school in coarse insults.

[[gameplay:lore:projectsquat:tales_from_the_hole:Biggs_cantankerous_biggs|On Her Skronkyness' Secret Service.]] - In which the Big Su Skronky Fan Club appears less popular than expected. The diagnosis and remedy for this state of affairs.

====Scenes illustrating general Squat Hole life: Daily events and special days====

[[gameplay:lore:projectsquat:tales_from_the_hole:football|The Squat Hole Rules Football Championship Match.]] - In which we are privileged to spectate at one of Squat Hole's top sporting fixtures.

[[gameplay:lore:projectsquat:tales_from_the_hole:SH_talent|Squat Hole's Got Talent]] - In which we are privileged to witness some of the finest entertainment that Squat Hole has to offer - including knife throwing, Talkydoor's gymnastics, and Pirate Queen Carlynne's famous ping-pong ball trick.

[[gameplay:lore:projectsquat:tales_from_the_hole:party_in_booz|Party Hearty in Squat Hole's Premier Drinking Establishment.]] - Shows that Squat Hole isn't all about hard work, there's hard play as well.

[[gameplay:lore:projectsquat:tales_from_the_hole:new_day|The New Day's Failboat Delivery to Squat Hole.]] - In which we are priviledged to witness a daily tradition in Squat Hole.

[[gameplay:lore:projectsquat:tales_from_the_hole:sapphire|Accosted by Sapphire]]

[[gameplay:lore:projectsquat:tales_from_the_hole:carnival_i|The Squat Hole Carnival.]] - Squat Hole's annual carnival is considered by some to be the highlight of the Squat Hole calendar. Here we see all the excitement that it has to offer.

[[gameplay:lore:projectsquat:tales_from_the_hole:carnival_ii|The Squat Hole Carnival - Consequences.]] - An insight into the Squat Hole's idea of restorative justice.

[[gameplay:lore:projectsquat:tales_from_the_hole:daedalus_gift|Daedalus Receives a Valuable Gift.]]

[[gameplay:lore:projectsquat:tales_from_the_hole:game|The Game]] - An insight into some of Squat Hole's more intellectual activities.

[[gameplay:lore:projectsquat:tales_from_the_hole:olympics|The Squat Hole Olympics]] - An invitation to the International Olympic Committee receives less enthusiasm than expected, but this is no bar to the outpost hosting their very own games.

====Scenes documenting the ongoing power struggle between the Skronkys and the McThuggers====

[[gameplay:lore:projectsquat:tales_from_the_hole:industrial_skulduggery|Industrial Skulduggery in Pleasantville]] - In which an unsuccessful attempt is made by the Skronkys to eliminate competition to Kebabs 'N' Shite.

[[gameplay:lore:projectsquat:tales_from_the_hole:train_robbery|The Great Train Robbery]] - The now defunct train service was once used by the Skronkys for the distribution of cigarettes. This was once a target of an attack by the McThuggers.

[[gameplay:lore:projectsquat:tales_from_the_hole:siege_booz|The Siege of Booz]] - The McThuggers attempt to storm Booz and take Chlamydia hostage. All does not go according to plan.

[[gameplay:lore:projectsquat:tales_from_the_hole:mcthuggers_steal_pot|The McThuggers go for the Pot]] - The McThuggers attempt to storm the Skronky Pot and take it hostage. All does not go according to plan.

[[gameplay:lore:projectsquat:tales_from_the_hole:kidnapping_impudencia|The kidnapping of Impudencia]] - The McThuggers mount an audacious attempt to kidnap the K&S manager and hold her hostage. All does not go according to plan.


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