===Newbie===

Part of the Newbie Menace. A being who has just been moved to [[places:improbableisland|Improbable Island]]. The poor creatures are invariably [[gameplay:classes:humans|Human]] despite their best intentions.  Successful ones eventually move on, killing the [[gameplay:lore:idrive|Improbability Drive]] and evolving into a higher form(([[gameplay:classes:kittymorphs|Kittymorph]], [[gameplay:classes:jokers|Joker]].)), devolving into a lower form (([[gameplay:classes:squats|Squat]], [[gameplay:classes:mutants|Mutant]].)), or just something else entirely(([[gameplay:classes:robots|Robot]], [[gameplay:classes:gobots|Gobot]].)).  Some, for unknown reasons, remain Human.  Sometimes these individuals exhibit a natural resistance to [[gameplay:concepts:improbability|improbability]], known as [[gameplay:concepts:mundanity|mundanity]], which could eventually destabilize and destroy the island; they are the true reason that newbies are a menace.