=== Effayque === Something that was apparently never actually read by any [[gameplay:concepts:newbie|new player]]. Ever, which is why it has vanished into the mists of time.((It has been read, yes. Once long ago..))((Well, except That Annoying Epaphus, but he doesn't [[meta:history:characters:player:count_of_saint_germain|count]].))((We're not sure he //can// [[meta:history:characters:player:sessine|count]] either.))((Or read, come to think of it.))((Maybe that's in the Effayque.))((Oh, shush, you.)) Not quite as useful as the [[gameplay:guides:newbie|Newbie Advisory]]. Post questions in Banter, and someone else will either answer them or just ignore them, to be evil.((What's so evil about answering questions?))((//Everything.//)) ((Nothing is evil about answering questions, it's where the answers lead you.))