====== Sheila ======
> //"Looks positively dishy on ye, love."//
> - A lie that's good for business

Sheila (not to be confused with her sister [[characters:npc:Sheila]], [[characters:npc:Sheila]], [[characters:npc:Sheila]], [[characters:npc:Sheila]], or [[characters:npc:Sheila]]) is one of the six arms dealers who have set up shop on Improbable Island. She also claims to be from Australia but I dunno man that doesn't sound like a real place to me.

[[places:outpost:building:sheilasshack|Sheila's Shack o' Shiny]]'s shopkeep stocks suspiciously sharp [[items:weapon|shweapons]] and seriously stylish [[items:armor|sweaters]] in splendiferous supply. Tired of punching monsters in the nude? Scrape some req out of a camera, limp into her shop, and she'll hook you right up with a spork and panties. Yes, even if it's two in the morning. War waits for no-one.

Sheila knows the best way to make money is to never question the bizarre fashion tastes of contestants. You want to swing a cat around like a flail? That's ain't any of her business. However, even she's got limits. Sheila will refuse to sell you a weapon or buy your gear off you if she thinks doing so would shred what few scraps remain of your miserable public reputation. Read up on [[gameplay:concepts:favor]] for more info on that.