====== Emily ======

A waitress at [[places:outpost:building:spiderkitty|The Prancing SpiderKitty]]. In times past, contestants could gossip, flirt, or even marry her, but... er. Well. [[characters:npc:fickle_wench|She wasn't exactly well-liked]].

Emily has approximately fifteen years worth of sick days stored up, and is currently using all of them to avoid coming into work. Possibly because she's invisible to anyone who isn't using he/him pronouns.((This isn't a goof - you'll need to change your pronouns in character customisation to see her.)) We're not totally sure why that is, but we imagine it makes serving customers difficult.