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====== Shiny New ____ Calendar ======
**Release Month:** January (2015, 2016, 2018, 2019, 2020, 2021, 2022, 2023, 2024, 2025)((The printing press broke down in 2017, apparently.))\\ 
**Effect:** Use once per real-world week for an instant New Day. Effect stacks - each calendar can be used once a week.

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Yep. Ten of them. Look, do you know how hard it is to get things done in the days between Boxing Day and New Year's? Let alone come up with a whole new item? It's basically purgatory. Give 'em a break.

The Shiny New Year Calendars are, as the name suggests, shiny and new. They'll always be shiny and new, even when they're a decade old, and if you think about it too hard while holding one you'll wind up in a shiny [[gameplay:concepts:newday|New Day]] before you know it.

You can't read a Shiny New Calendar from your matte old bed, so you won't get the shiny new stamina benefits of furniture for using one. Just the regular benefits of eating right and throwing money at the donation box. Each calendar can be used once per real-world week, so as always, check the amount of time left in the current New Day before use. Time travel responsibly.