items:mount [Improbable Island Wiki of Often Not Lies]

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===== List of Mounts, with Outpost, Cost, and Brief Description =====

  * [[items:mount:budgethorse|Budget Horse]] (NewHome, for 2 cigarettes)
      * A trusty steed who wants to be your companion.
  * <del>[[items:mount:sonofbudgethorse|Son of a Budget Horse]]</del> (NewHome, for 666 cigarettes)((Not real))((Though not nearly as unreal as [[items:mount:grandchildrenofbudgethorse|Grandchildren of Budget Horse]]))
      * An even trustier steed.
  * [[items:mount:Clockwork Stallion]] (AceHigh, for 144 cigarettes)
      * This steed knows the value of a good meal.
  * Gelding
      * Occasionally needs reassurance that you don't think less of it.
  * [[items:mount:fourem|Magical Mystery Meat Mount]] (Pleasantville, for 500 req and 6 cigarettes)
      * This steed seems like it could //be// a good meal.
  * Bulldozer
      * Plows through your enemies like a ploughshare through sod.
  * [[items:mount:kittybike|250cc KittyBike]] (Kittania, for 55 cigarettes)
      * Don't ask questions unless you want more questions.
  * [[items:mount:scrambler|Haiks TR-25 Scrambler]] (Improbable Central, for 100 cigarettes)
      * For all your traveling needs, except the ones it can't fulfill.
  * [[characters:monster:spiderkitty|Spiderkitty]] 
      * Watch out for the legs((create)).
  * [[items:mount:zonkey|Zombie Donkey]] (New Pittsburgh, for 15 cigarettes)
      * Harrowing.
  * FECK OFF! (SquatHole, for Free)
      * Unless yer lookin' fer a difrent kind of mount.((create))