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====== CAKE ======

A substance most commonly referred to as a [[meta:concepts:lie|lie]]. [[meta:concepts:rumor|Rumored]] to have been a part of the prize package available to [[lordbuckethead:you|contestants]] who survive to the end of [[meta:history:seasoni|Season One]], along with grief counseling.((port over "still in charge," player-authored song))  Cake or death?  That's a pretty easy question. Everyone—//anyone//—could answer that.

>'Cake or death?'

>>'Uhh, cake please.'

>'Very well! Give him cake!'

>>'Oh, thanks very much. It's very nice!'

>'//You//! Cake or death?'

>>>'Uh, cake for me too, please!'

>'Very well! Give him cake, too! We're gonna run out of cake at this rate. . .  You! Cake or death?'

>>>>>'Uh, death, please.  No, cake!  Cake!  //Cake// - sorry.'

>'Off with his head!'

>>>>>>'//The Cake is a Lie.//'((Actually, the cake is [[meta:items:battenbergcake|battenberg]].))

Inspired by this Wiki <del>[[meta:concepts:lie|Lie]]</del> [[meta:concepts:truth|Truth]], [[characters:player:cavemanjoe|Caveman Joe]] created a quick and dirty module (no really, like half an hour's work tops) that gives a 99% chance of cake.((The other 1% is death—though with enough experience, even this terminal illness can be temporarily treated.))  It can be found in AceHigh.