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====== Pan-Galactic Gargleblaster ======

A magical, **//wonderful//** drink((Not meant for depressed [[gameplay:classes:robots|Robots]], Gobots, or Foebots.))((The experience of drinking one has been compared to "having one's brain smashed out with a gold brick wrapped in a slice of lemon".)) that will give [[lordbuckethead:you|you]] almighty powers to crush anything in your way.  However, without a proper [[gameplay:concepts:clans|clan]] buff or natural reflection, you will die from this drink.  This will cause you to go see [[characters:npc:the_Watcher|the Watcher]] on her [[places:jungle:failboat|Failboat]] in your drunk state, and she will have to 'sober you up'.((You know what I mean.))  You may only buy three a day, and these have been known to cause a lot of inebriation with the Major Generals, especially when singing.((Yes, let's all sing [[meta:verymodel|the Major General Song]]!))

The drink gives you a massive attack buff((As in 3,000 to 4,000 points)) that lasts around 15 rounds, plus a lesser defense buff.((Around 15 to 25 points.))  If you consume one of these drinks and head into the [[places:jungle|Jungle]] to smite a few monsters with your weapon of choice((don't be shocked by the tone of my voice)), you will wake up covered in your own blood((Quite the sobering experience!)) or someone else's, but you'll also find you've earned a lot of experience too.  Just watch out for that hangover after you've sobered up.((It can have quite the negative affect on your Defense level until it wears off.))

Now then—drink up, me hearties.  Yo ho ho!((This is meant to be a drinking joke and is not in any way a pirate-y joke.  Even though Cheshire Cat and Jesus the Pirate Ninja are pirates.  And Jokermorphs.))((. . . And really bad eggs.))((Cheshire's pretty o.k.! That other wanker, though...))