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Super special awesome [[gameplay:concepts:buff|buffs]] that you get just for being in a [[gameplay:concepts:clans|clan]]! ((Okay, that was mostly a [[meta:concepts:lie|lie]].)) You have to donate a few ((More than a few. //Lots// more than a few.))((14,985 cigs for a maxed-out buff)) [[items:cig|ciggies]] to even get the [[gameplay:concepts:buff|buff]] to work, and a few more to actually make it [[meta:concepts:useful]]. ((Oh, and one small thing. Clan founders tend to like it 'Just the way it was when I built it', and, as a result, you are officially a curmudgeon.))  Yes, Contestants, you guessed it—it's all done by [[gameplay:classes:squats|//Squats//]]. Extremely well-unionized Squats. With ties to [[gameplay:lore:squatmafia|the Squat mafia]]. So don't forget to donate a few pints as well, maybe a thousand req or two((I will gladly donate two Req.)) for good measure. Or you might end up sleeping with the Watcher.((Hey, I'd love to sleep with the Watcher! Sign me up!))

These are the kinds of buff that clans can buy:
 

^ Buff              ^ Effect                               ^ Levels available ^
^ Attack            | Stat multiplier                      |  10              |
^ Defence           | Stat multiplier                      |  10              |
^ HP Drain          | Hits to monsters increases your HP   |  10              |
^ Damage Reflection | Hits from monsters hurt them instead |  10              |
^ Regeneration      | Heal during fights                   |  10              |
^ Duration          | Rounds of buff per gameday           |  25              |

After getting to the maximum level in all buffs, there is the mythical Maximise Buffs effect, which gives infinite duration for ever and ever, amen. \\

[[https://docs.google.com/previewtemplate?id=0AtPkUdingtHEdExYNkJvOTBNRktOUDYzSlpwNVpPaVE|Useful for tracking how many Cigs it costs you.]]