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| * **[[places:outpost:building:council|The Council Offices]]**. | * **[[places:outpost:building:council|The Council Offices]]**. |
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| * **Skronky Pot**. This may look like a run-down shop, but it is actually the front for the biggest manufacturing establishment throughout the Island. Legend((link 'lie')) has it the locals boil down raw ingredients and produce all Skronky Cider and cigarettes here. The locals love to show off their manufacturing methods and are eager to let travelers assist them - they've even been known to reward you with a few reqs for your effort. Bring a strong back and a stronger stomach. | * **Skronky Pot**. This may look like a run-down shop, but it is actually the front for the biggest manufacturing establishment throughout the Island. [[meta:concepts:lie|Legend]] has it the locals boil down raw ingredients and produce all Skronky Cider and cigarettes here. The locals love to show off their manufacturing methods and are eager to let travelers assist them - they've even been known to reward you with a few reqs for your effort. Bring a strong back and a stronger stomach. |
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| * **Tynan's Gym**. Strongman Tynan, famed throughout the Island for his successful string of late-night fitness infomercials, chose Squat Hole for the location of his training gym. Looking to add some muscle to your attack level? This is the place. Vitality? Tone? Agility? The gym offers programs for every goal. Sure, there's a trade-off, but you can't argue with the results! | * **Tynan's Gym**. Strongman Tynan, famed throughout the Island for his successful string of late-night fitness infomercials, chose Squat Hole for the location of his training gym. Looking to add some muscle to your attack level? This is the place. Vitality? Tone? Agility? The gym offers programs for every goal. Sure, there's a trade-off, but you can't argue with the results! |
| * **[[places:outpost:building:sheilasshack|Sheila's Shack O'Shiny]]**. | * **[[places:outpost:building:sheilasshack|Sheila's Shack O'Shiny]]**. |
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| * **[[places:outpost:building:kebabery|Kebab's 'n' Shite]]**. Squat Hole's local eatery. Buys Crap meat for 2 Req per "bit" (0.1 kg). The food in Kebab's 'n' Shite is like a Squat, fat and short lasting. Open up to Threat Level Six. | * **[[places:outpost:building:restaurants:kebabsnshite|Kebab's 'n' Shite]]**. Squat Hole's local eatery. Buys Crap meat for 2 Req per "bit" (0.1 kg). The food in Kebab's 'n' Shite is like a Squat, fat and short lasting. Open up to Threat Level Six. |
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| * **[[places:outpost:building:travleajents|Travle Ajents]]**. Describe cheap travel with bad consequences. Add cost. Add comment about Monthly Memento. | * **[[places:outpost:building:travleajents|Travle Ajents]]**. Describe cheap travel with bad consequences. Add cost. Add comment about Monthly Memento. |
| * **[[places:outpost:building:clanhalls|Clan Halls]]**. | * **[[places:outpost:building:clanhalls|Clan Halls]]**. |
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| * **Julia's Squat Massage**. If you can afford the cover fee,((Cigs only, please.)) [[characters:npc:julia|Julia]]'s place offers the ultimate in physical pleasure and pure hedonism - what better way to relax after a long campaign through the jungle than a nice massage? From her offices on a quiet side street in the Western Quadrant, Julia personally seeks out only the most attractive and talented squats for her establishment, and she employs both female and male squats to meet any possible taste. Rumor((link: 'rumor')) has it, one of the woman squats at Julia's is last June's Playsquat Of The Month, and one of the guy squats is the reigning Mr. Nude Squat Hole. Sure, the services are expensive, but you're guaranteed to feel better afterward. Tell her you read about it in the Guide and Julia might give you a discount. Open up to Threat Level Seven. | * **Julia's Squat Massage**. If you can afford the cover fee,((Cigs only, please.)) [[characters:npc:julia|Julia]]'s place offers the ultimate in physical pleasure and pure hedonism - what better way to relax after a long campaign through the jungle than a nice massage? From her offices on a quiet side street in the Western Quadrant, Julia personally seeks out only the most attractive and talented squats for her establishment, and she employs both female and male squats to meet any possible taste. [[meta:concepts:rumor|Rumor]] has it, one of the woman squats at Julia's is last June's Playsquat Of The Month, and one of the guy squats is the reigning Mr. Nude Squat Hole. Sure, the services are expensive, but you're guaranteed to feel better afterward. Tell her you read about it in the Guide and Julia might give you a discount. Open up to Threat Level Seven. |
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| * **Booz**. The fourth best pub on Improbable Island. Chlamydia((y'know, like the flower)) the bartender serves 2 drinks. Wanker for 25 req and Mudwisearse for 5. They're the cheapest drinks on the island, because nobody likes walking around Squat Hole with a sack full of req. Dirty Limerick Night is the most popular pubgame in Booz, but "Twice as much or git tae fook" is fun too. | * **Booz**. The fourth best pub on Improbable Island. Chlamydia((y'know, like the flower)) the bartender serves 2 drinks. Wanker for 25 req and Mudwisearse for 5. They're the cheapest drinks on the island, because nobody likes walking around Squat Hole with a sack full of req. Dirty Limerick Night is the most popular pubgame in Booz, but "Twice as much or git tae fook" is fun too. |