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| Like the now-destroyed old Pittsburgh, New Pittsburgh is filled with zombies - as far as the eye can seen, flesh-eating zombie after zombie. As the center of the Island's [[gameplay:classes:zombies|Zombie]] population, New Pittsburgh carries a distinct smell of rotting flesh, fresh green curry, and the neighborhood dim sum emporiums. Nietzsche((generate link, obvi)) said that whatever does not kill you makes you stronger, but he forgot to mention that what //does// kill you makes you a Zombie and sends you to New Pittsburgh for the rest of your existence.((Aren't our editors clever? Here they're pretending you even care who Nietzsche was. Well, before he died, anyway.)) | Like the now-destroyed old Pittsburgh, New Pittsburgh is filled with zombies - as far as the eye can seen, flesh-eating zombie after zombie. As the center of the Island's [[gameplay:classes:zombies|Zombie]] population, New Pittsburgh carries a distinct smell of rotting flesh, fresh green curry, and the neighborhood dim sum emporiums. Nietzsche((generate link, obvi)) said that whatever does not kill you makes you stronger, but he forgot to mention that what //does// kill you makes you a Zombie and sends you to New Pittsburgh for the rest of your existence.((Aren't our editors clever? Here they're pretending you even care who Nietzsche was. Well, before he died, anyway.)) |
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| Aside from the annual barbecue festival, featuring freshly trapped newbies((link)) from the local jungle((link)), there's not much to recommend New Pittsburgh itself, but the surrounding area is a scenic vista of breath-taking deserts. Located to the west of [[places:outpost:improbablecentral|Improbable Central]], New Pittsburgh is surrounded on three sides by deserts.(([[meta:concepts:rumor|Rumors]] that these areas are the remains of an older city long ago destroyed by thermonuclear weapons are completely untrue. Everyone knows the Science **create and link** Center in [[places:outpost:improbablecentral|Improbable Central]] will not invent thermonuclear weapons for another three years. Likewise, the rumor that Clan QQQ **create and link clan** has already developed these is completely unfounded and probably not true, not at all.)) | Aside from the annual barbecue festival, featuring freshly trapped [[gameplay:classes:newbies|newbies]] from the local [[places:jungle|jungle]], there's not much to recommend New Pittsburgh itself, but the surrounding area is a scenic vista of breath-taking deserts. Located to the west of [[places:outpost:improbablecentral|Improbable Central]], New Pittsburgh is surrounded on three sides by deserts.(([[meta:concepts:rumor|Rumors]] that these areas are the remains of an older city long ago destroyed by thermonuclear weapons are completely untrue. Everyone knows the Science **create and link** Center in [[places:outpost:improbablecentral|Improbable Central]] will not invent thermonuclear weapons for another three years. Likewise, the rumor that Clan QQQ **create and link clan** has already developed these is completely unfounded and probably not true, not at all.)) |
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