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| =====NewHome, Home of the Humans===== | =====NewHome, Home of the Humans===== |
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| NewHome, located near the southern shore of Improbable Island((create and link)), is the dumping ground for new contestants, also known as newbies((create and link)). All new contestants start here. Additionally, NewHome is the home of the [[gameplay:classes:humans|Human]] population, which no doubt accounts for the odd smell most travelers notice immediately upon entering the city walls. Recently, this outpost was renovated, after ratings at the end of Season 1 plummeted, and test audiences cited NewHome's all-beige, all-over color scheme as a leading cause. [[characters:npc:watcher|The Watcher]] responded by firing the neighborhood watch association and bringing in a cleanup crew to address the problematic graffiti. | NewHome, located near the southern shore of [[places:improbableisland|Improbable Island]], is the dumping ground for new contestants, also known as [[gameplay:classes:newbies|newbies]]. All new contestants start here. Additionally, NewHome is the home of the [[gameplay:classes:humans|Human]] population, which no doubt accounts for the odd smell most travelers notice immediately upon entering the city walls. Recently, this outpost was renovated, after ratings at the end of Season 1 plummeted, and test audiences cited NewHome's all-beige, all-over color scheme as a leading cause. [[characters:npc:watcher|The Watcher]] responded by firing the neighborhood watch association and bringing in a cleanup crew to address the problematic graffiti. |
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| Major attractions in NewHome include: | Major attractions in NewHome include: |
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| * **Joe's Dojo**. This training and evaluation center is open to Humans only. Other races will find the dojos for their populations in their home [[places:outpost|outposts]] instead. ((That's kinda the point of //having// a home city.)) In addition to the occasional evaluation fights between contestants looking to rise through the ranks versus the mentors (called 'masters')((Watch out - if a contestant is beaten by the master, the contestant will have to wait until the next day to challenge the master again. Delays, delays - but them's the risks one has to face.)) who seek to publicly humiliate them, Joe's hosts a weekly exhibition match and barn dance, generally scheduled for Friday nights.((The [[meta:concepts:rumor|rumor]] that Joe's Dojo is run by Caveman Joe //create and link// as a sadistic way to have contestants beaten up periodically is, of course, a lie //create and link//. There is no connection between the two Joes. None at all. Nope.)) | * **Joe's Dojo**. This training and evaluation center is open to Humans only. Other races will find the dojos for their populations in their home [[places:outpost|outposts]] instead. ((That's kinda the point of //having// a home city.)) In addition to the occasional evaluation fights between contestants looking to rise through the ranks versus the mentors (called 'masters')((Watch out - if a contestant is beaten by the master, the contestant will have to wait until the next day to challenge the master again. Delays, delays - but them's the risks one has to face.)) who seek to publicly humiliate them, Joe's hosts a weekly exhibition match and barn dance, generally scheduled for Friday nights.((The [[meta:concepts:rumor|rumor]] that Joe's Dojo is run by Caveman Joe //create and link// as a sadistic way to have contestants beaten up periodically is, of course, a [[meta:concepts:lie|lie]]. There is no connection between the two Joes. None at all. Nope.)) |
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| * **[[places:outpost:building:superfancyfunclub|Super Fancy Fun Club]]**. | * **[[places:outpost:building:superfancyfunclub|Super Fancy Fun Club]]**. |
| * **[[places:outpost:building:mikeschopshop|Mike's Chop Shop]]**. | * **[[places:outpost:building:mikeschopshop|Mike's Chop Shop]]**. |
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| * **[[places:outpost:building:commongrounds|Common Grounds]]**. | * **[[places:outpost:building:commonground|Common Grounds]]**. |
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| * **[[places:outpost:building:clanhalls|Clan Halls]]**. | * **[[places:outpost:building:clanhalls|Clan Halls]]**. |