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| Kittania, located near the eastern side of Improbable Island,((create)) is the home of the [[gameplay:classes:kittymorphs|KittyMorph]] population. Generally regarded a lazy, chaotic bunch, the local KittyMorphs have not devoted much time to building or developing the area, hence the '[[places:outpost|Outpost]]' looks more like a collection of fragile shacks to outsiders. Buildings have been known to collapse when touched, and the lack of permanence has led to an Outpost layout where landmarks come and go. As a result, tourism is not a major industry, and the entire area is popular with people seeking a raw, unspoiled wilderness. | Kittania, located near the eastern side of Improbable Island,((create)) is the home of the [[gameplay:classes:kittymorphs|KittyMorph]] population. Generally regarded a lazy, chaotic bunch, the local KittyMorphs have not devoted much time to building or developing the area, hence the '[[places:outpost|Outpost]]' looks more like a collection of fragile shacks to outsiders. Buildings have been known to collapse when touched, and the lack of permanence has led to an Outpost layout where landmarks come and go. As a result, tourism is not a major industry, and the entire area is popular with people seeking a raw, unspoiled wilderness. |
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| Additionally, perhaps because of the KittyMorphs' famous laziness and aversion to any pursuit other than chaotic hedonism, the area has become well known for its devotion to hedonistic pursuits, and it has become a center for the marriage((create: love)) and honeymoon industry. Suitors journey from all over the Island to register their marriage proposals at the Bluerock Chapel, and newlyweds are frequently seen strolling arm-in-arm((The poor sods.)) through what passes for 'streets' in Kittania. | Additionally, perhaps because of the KittyMorphs' famous laziness and aversion to any pursuit other than chaotic hedonism, the area has become well known for its devotion to hedonistic pursuits, and it has become a center for the [[gameplay:concepts:marriage|marriage]] and honeymoon industry. Suitors journey from all over the Island to register their marriage proposals at the Bluerock Chapel, and newlyweds are frequently seen strolling arm-in-arm((The poor sods.)) through what passes for 'streets' in Kittania. |
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| Major attractions in Kittania include: | Major attractions in Kittania include: |
| * **[[places:outpost:building:council|The Council Offices]]**. | * **[[places:outpost:building:council|The Council Offices]]**. |
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| * **Maiko's Cookery**. KittyMorphs are well-known for their signature fighting styles, but they're also famous for their appreciation of the culinary arts. Former five-star chef and //Cooking With Grease// television show host Maiko offers lessons in a range of topics, including the popular Carcass Cleaning 101 and a complete curriculum of cooking classes. Contestants who take the time to undergo training at the school usually find themselves better prepared for the rigors of preparing their own food in the Jungle,((create)) an important skill for keeping stamina levels up in places that don't sell food. | * **Maiko's Cookery**. KittyMorphs are well-known for their signature fighting styles, but they're also famous for their appreciation of the culinary arts. Former five-star chef and //Cooking With Grease// television show host Maiko offers lessons in a range of topics, including the popular Carcass Cleaning 101 and a complete curriculum of cooking classes. Contestants who take the time to undergo training at the school usually find themselves better prepared for the rigors of preparing their own food in the [[places:jungle|Jungle]], an important skill for keeping stamina levels up in places that don't sell food. |
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| * **[[places:outpost:building:bank|Bank of Improbable]]**. | * **[[places:outpost:building:bank|Bank of Improbable]]**. |
| * **[[places:outpost:building:clanhalls|Clan Halls]]**. | * **[[places:outpost:building:clanhalls|Clan Halls]]**. |
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| * **Kittania Bluerock Chapel**. The Chapel is famed Island-wide as the most beautiful place for proposing marriage((link love)) and holding wedding ceremonies. The entire structure is build from the local bluerock, a rare and precious stone quarried nowhere else in the world. To cater to every possible whim, the staff has developed the means to satisfy the most extravagant requests, whether providing the wedding ring to please any bride((Except maybe a Bridezilla; but this elusive species, most commonly seen on reality TV, **CREATE**, is seldom sighted in the Island.)), to delivering the wedding proposal by trained dove, to conducting the ceremony itself. The staff can accommodate just about any bridal request, from the most simple civil ceremony to the most extravagant Elvis-themed feast. | * **Kittania Bluerock Chapel**. The Chapel is famed Island-wide as the most beautiful place for proposing [[gameplay:concepts:marriage|marriage]] and holding wedding ceremonies. The entire structure is build from the local bluerock, a rare and precious stone quarried nowhere else in the world. To cater to every possible whim, the staff has developed the means to satisfy the most extravagant requests, whether providing the wedding ring to please any bride((Except maybe a Bridezilla; but this elusive species, most commonly seen on reality TV, **CREATE**, is seldom sighted in the Island.)), to delivering the wedding proposal by trained dove, to conducting the ceremony itself. The staff can accommodate just about any bridal request, from the most simple civil ceremony to the most extravagant Elvis-themed feast. |
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| * **The Sunny Spot**. The third best pub on Improbable Island. In it, Contestants can gamble on a machine called "Mouse Racing". They can also buy drinks from the bartender, Miu-Miu. She sells Vegetable cider for 25 Req and Tiger Balm for 40. | * **The Sunny Spot**. The third best pub on Improbable Island. In it, Contestants can gamble on a machine called "Mouse Racing". They can also buy drinks from the bartender, Miu-Miu. She sells Vegetable cider for 25 Req and Tiger Balm for 40. |