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 ====== The Solstice Squirrel ======
+**Release Months:** December (2018, 2020, 2021, 2022)\\
+**Effect:** Varies - usually combat damage or slight stamina boost.
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 Since the dawn of time, humanity has reveled in the sport of arguing about children's cartoons. Not even the death of the Internet((create?)) itself could put a stop to that.
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 While the Island may be Improbable, it doesn't allow for the outright impossible to happen. You won't meet Solstice Squirrel out in the depths of the jungle, because she's a cartoon character and she's not real. A fact her AI-powered robot toys are quick to remind you of. But if you've got ten dollars burning a hole in your pocket, her merchandise is often on offer as a Monthly Memento around the holidays. The units vary in terms of personality: some are chatty, some are not. Some share ghost stories, some are socialists. And some are defective and will go straight for the jugular.
-The dolls would make the perfect gift, or perhaps the perfect pipe bomb. Check the date of manufacturing before gift wrapping.
+The dolls would make the perfect gift, or perhaps the perfect pipe bomb. Check the date of manufacture before gift wrapping:
+  * **The Solstice Squirrel (2018):** Dangerously defective AI chip. ((Fact check needed, I actually don't know what this one does.))
+  * **Solstice Squirrel's 2020 Spectacular (2020):** Bloodthirst patched out and replaced with a new and equally dangerous defect. ((Don't know what this one does either.))
+  * **Socialist Self-Care Solstice Squirrel (2021):** Evisceration patched out for real this time, though due to a manufacturing fault limbs may require some retooling on the user's end. Chat with Solly once a day for some words of encouragement, a harrowing retrospective on the technology of the mid-to-late 2020s, and a stamina boost.
+  * **Solstice Squirrel presents A Ghost Story for Christmas (2022):** Model revised, limbs should no longer jam. Reports that the AI chip encourages you to dodge paying for television should be ignored. Focus on a spooky short story for the stamina boost instead.