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| * **LS-989-440 Skull-Mountable Semiconductor Laser (Skull-Mounted Laser)**: An implant that fires an energy beam that can be used to aid in targeting or to burn an opponent to a crisp from a safe distance away. It can also burn the heck out of the newbie, though, so it should be used with caution.((When the battery burns out, just get a different implant. You'll be tired of it, anyway.)) | * **LS-989-440 Skull-Mountable Semiconductor Laser (Skull-Mounted Laser)**: An implant that fires an energy beam that can be used to aid in targeting or to burn an opponent to a crisp from a safe distance away. It can also burn the heck out of the newbie, though, so it should be used with caution.((When the battery burns out, just get a different implant. You'll be tired of it, anyway.)) |
| * **MightyMito (TM) Neural Implant (Mitochondrial Acceleration)**((Lies.)): This implant will allow the contestant to exert cellular-level bodily control. It can be used to grow a spontaneous mustache,((Always fun at parties and quite amusing to [[places:jungle|jungle]] monsters too. Sure, they'll still kill you, but they'll be laughing while they do it. Everyone enjoys a good laugh now and then.)) make one's hide tougher, or accelerate cellular regeneration. | * **MightyMito (TM) Neural Implant (Mitochondrial Acceleration)**((Lies.)): This implant will allow the contestant to exert cellular-level bodily control. It can be used to grow a spontaneous mustache,((Always fun at parties and quite amusing to [[places:jungle|jungle]] monsters too. Sure, they'll still kill you, but they'll be laughing while they do it. Everyone enjoys a good laugh now and then.)) make one's hide tougher, or accelerate cellular regeneration. |
| * **PherLure (TM) Pheromone Injections (Pheromone Injection Pack)**((More lies.)): Need more charm? This pack is just the ticket. It increases the contestant's pheromone production, causing a number of distracting emotional reactions in opponents.((Note: The management of [[places:improbableisland|Improbable Island]] is __not__ responsible for the actions of monsters under the influence of this implant. Contestants are urged to employ informed consent and always use a condom. Condoms are available from the branch of [[places:outpost:building:eboys|EBoy's]] in most [[places:outpost|Outposts]].)) It temporarily gives the contestant a number of [[gameplay:classes:kittymorphs|Kittymorph]]-like advantages in a fight. | * **PherLure (TM) Pheromone Injections (Pheromone Injection Pack)**((More lies.)): Need more charm? This pack is just the ticket. It increases the contestant's pheromone production, causing a number of distracting emotional reactions in opponents.((Note: The management of [[places:improbableisland|Improbable Island]] is __not__ responsible for the actions of monsters under the influence of this implant. Contestants are urged to employ informed consent and always use a condom. Condoms are available from the branch of [[places:outpost:building:eboys|eBoy's]] in most [[places:outpost|Outposts]].)) It temporarily gives the contestant a number of [[gameplay:classes:kittymorphs|Kittymorph]]-like advantages in a fight. |
| * **SERVOTUDE(TM) Combat Servo System (Servo Arms)**: Unlike the other skull-based implants, this one is bolted onto the contestant's spine. It adds an additional set of mechanical arms that can be used for offensive or defensive maneuvers.((Contestants can also use it to scratch their own backs, but we shall not discuss such immodest behavior in this guide.))((Unlocked at 3 DKs.))((Actually unlocked it at 2 DKs))((Battery is recharged when you level up. If you're lucky.)) | * **SERVOTUDE(TM) Combat Servo System (Servo Arms)**: Unlike the other skull-based implants, this one is bolted onto the contestant's spine. It adds an additional set of mechanical arms that can be used for offensive or defensive maneuvers.((Contestants can also use it to scratch their own backs, but we shall not discuss such immodest behavior in this guide.))((Unlocked at 3 DKs.))((Actually unlocked it at 2 DKs))((Battery is recharged when you level up. If you're lucky.)) |
| * **TeleSwift (TM) Neural Implant (Telekinesis)**((Liar liar, pants on fire.)): This particularly useful implant allows the contestant to perform mind-over-matter feats, ranging from low-level stunts like deflecting damage, to paralyzing an opponent, to causing an opponent to explode into flames.((Also fun at parties, provided it is not used near the bar. Remember: Most alcoholic drinks are highly flammable.)) | * **TeleSwift (TM) Neural Implant (Telekinesis)**((Liar liar, pants on fire.)): This particularly useful implant allows the contestant to perform mind-over-matter feats, ranging from low-level stunts like deflecting damage, to paralyzing an opponent, to causing an opponent to explode into flames.((Also fun at parties, provided it is not used near the bar. Remember: Most alcoholic drinks are highly flammable.)) |