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gameplay:lore:projectsquat:tales_from_the_hole:siege_booz [2025/10/29 22:14] hairy_marygameplay:lore:projectsquat:tales_from_the_hole:siege_booz [2025/10/30 01:47] (current) – [The Siege of Booz] hairy_mary
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 Big Su Skronky comes marching over as soon as the news reaches her. "Wot the fookz 'appenin' 'ere? Chlamydia you lazy dickhead!" She strides towards Booz, but is repulsed by a bucket of by now cold soapy water thrown at her out of the window. She quickly retreats. Big Su Skronky comes marching over as soon as the news reaches her. "Wot the fookz 'appenin' 'ere? Chlamydia you lazy dickhead!" She strides towards Booz, but is repulsed by a bucket of by now cold soapy water thrown at her out of the window. She quickly retreats.
  
-Vulgaris McThugger shouts out of the window. "That's to show you that we'z serious! We'got Chlamydia and we'gonna hold 'er for ransom!" Big Su is shocked by this turn of events. "Oo the fook are you?"+Vulgaris McThugger shouts out of the window. "That's to show you that we'z serious! Weez got Chlamydia and weez gonna hold 'er for ransom!" Big Su is shocked by this turn of events. "Oo the fook are you?"
  
 Vulgaris McThugger turns round, lifts up her skirt and shows her arse out of the window. A tattoo of a zombie donkey is clearly visible on it. "See that? Does that ring any bells?" Vulgaris McThugger turns round, lifts up her skirt and shows her arse out of the window. A tattoo of a zombie donkey is clearly visible on it. "See that? Does that ring any bells?"
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 Big Su Skronky gasps. "The McFookers!" "That'z Mc//Thugg//ers." "Oi say Mc//Fook//ers!" "Well Oi say McThuggers and oiv got your Chlamydia tied up in 'ere! So wot do you say about that then?" Big Su Skronky gasps. "The McFookers!" "That'z Mc//Thugg//ers." "Oi say Mc//Fook//ers!" "Well Oi say McThuggers and oiv got your Chlamydia tied up in 'ere! So wot do you say about that then?"
  
-Big Su Skronky has to concede a point, much to her annoyance. So she drops the subject and moves onto the important point. "Wot you want then?" "We're 'oldin' your Chlamydia for a ransom loik. "We want Foiv million recker for 'er safe return!"+Big Su Skronky has to concede a point, much to her annoyance. So she drops the subject and moves onto the important point. "Wot you want then?" "We're 'oldin' your Chlamydia for a ransom loik. "We wantz foiv million recker for 'er safe return!"
  
 Big Su Skronky screeches "//Foiv Milliun recker//? For //'er//? Are you oot of your fookin' mind? Oo the fook would pay foiv million recker for 'er?" "Four million then!" Big Su Skronky screeches "//Foiv Milliun recker//? For //'er//? Are you oot of your fookin' mind? Oo the fook would pay foiv million recker for 'er?" "Four million then!"
gameplay/lore/projectsquat/tales_from_the_hole/siege_booz.txt · Last modified: 2025/10/30 01:47 by hairy_mary